This may have been discussed at some point but if it has I can't find a record in the archives, so I'm going to ask now.
This is based on something I read on Uncyclopedia (HERE
Current orthodox Pastafarian doctrine says that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created everything by waving His Noodly Appendage, that he made a mountain, trees and a midgit (sic) on the 1st day, then subsequently made everything else, including the first 3-day weekend, the Shroud of Napkin, and fake carbon atoms to fool scientists and geologists. He then rested on the 5th, 6th and 7th days. Doctrine also says that any results that show otherwise are because the FSM changes them.
However Uncyclopedia mentions a controversial theory called Automated Creationism. This theory proposes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster designed a process by which all of creation would come into existence through natural progression, initially triggered by Him in one significant event, called the Big Boil*
. Such natural progression would also serve to mislead scientists, something that causes the Flying Spaghetti Monster much delight.
(The Big Boil Event took longer than He expected until He created salt and added it to the mix. This initiated the Big Boil and also explains why the sea is salty.)
So - thoughts?