Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:55 am

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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby DavidH on Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:40 am

On cold afternoons he would set fire to his left foot.
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby black bart on Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:55 am

DavidH wrote:On cold afternoons he would set fire to his left foot.


You should have had a job at MI6 with that kind of thinking.
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby black bart on Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:01 am

The Sphinx: He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions.
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby Pirate Johnson on Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:20 am

:confused: Why argh the action figures of me so small crotched!?! :furious:
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby Roland Deschain on Thu Sep 15, 2011 6:16 am

Superman is in his psychiatrist's office reclining on the couch, whilst Dr Frank-N-Furter asks him what the problem is...

"I've never felt like I've needed professional help before, but after accidentally using my x-ray vision on Big Bertha, even my superhuman powers won't get that image from my mind..."
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby Pirate Johnson on Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:25 am

After mentioning a not-so-well-known character (I believe she lives on Apoklips, Darkseid's planet) like that, Rev. Deschain, I thought you atleast might like this:
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Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:51 am

Thank ye, Pirate Johnson. I do like comics, but haven't really read anything for years. I used to have a couple of years' worth of Return of the Jedi (from issue #1), The Punisher (from issue #1) and 2000 AD, but that was back in the 80s/90s, and the last of them went over 15 years ago. I have a couple of Aliens graphic novels, though; Aliens vs Batman and another one I can't remember the name of.

I had no idea who Darksied was, or anything about Apokolips, but I looked them up. They are from the Superman comics. I've not read any of the main superhero ones from either DC or Marvel, except for what I mentioned above. The Big Bertha i'm talking about is the buxom lady of Playbilge Centrefold fame. Thanks for the link though. I noticed it, and will be posting in there shortly.

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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby black bart on Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:43 am

If you're Batman...and I am Robin...who in the name of Holy Smoke is that person dressed in a silly hat and talking latin from his bullet proof car?
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby Pirate Johnson on Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:09 pm

This may be a little off, but the conspiracy guy in the 1st Transformers was cut off every time he started to say Mother F..... Anyone else that wanted to say it was fine, a full follow through.
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Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby Pirate Johnson on Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:04 am

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No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
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