The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:54 am

Oi be needin' sum booze. Thee room be spinnin' so Oi moight haz well bee drunk…
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby black bart on Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:28 am

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Oi be needin' sum booze. Thee room be spinnin' so Oi moight haz well bee drunk…


Ye've gone an tied yerself to the steerin wheel again ye daft wench!
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Aug 09, 2011 6:44 pm

black bart wrote:
Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Oi be needin' sum booze. Thee room be spinnin' so Oi moight haz well bee drunk…


Ye've gone an tied yerself to the steerin wheel again ye daft wench!

They dunt have steerin wheels in upside-down land, they steers by having koalas pull them about by the ears :idiot:
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby tanguerra on Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:48 am

...Aarrrrgh! So, here I come after all these months at sea, back to 'Ol Portsmouth. I've been slaverin' fer a bit o' Captain's Delight and a plate o' fish head stew and this place be a Mooorgh! Where is that no good barkeep! Oy!@ Oook! Oook! [bangs on bar with cutlass, throws leg over bar stool, flicks hair over shoulder] A Captin's delight all round an' I might tell yez all a salty tale - the tale of how The Purple Primrose fell upon hard times and I came to pawn Ol' Toothless Kate in a bar in Singapore. Who's drinkin'?"
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:51 pm

Arrrrrgh!

Be ye sayin that Toothless Kate arrrgh no longer sailin wiv thee crewe ov thee Purple Primrose -- that *does* call fer a drinke! Oi shurly 'opes that yer cabbin bouy Sanchez is still wif ye...
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Roland Deschain on Sat Sep 24, 2011 2:47 pm

Aaarrrrggghhh. That be bad news hindeed. Oi loiked toothless Kate, she were game fer a larf. Maybe oi could foind 'er an' boi 'er back for ye. In thee meantoime, oi'll grab me a chair an' listen to ye storee. Oi'll 'ave a point o' grog. Aaaarrrrgggghhh!

Boi thee way, oi 'ave some bad news an' some good news. The bad news be that the Fish 'Ead Stoo 'as gone down in quality recently. Not a scurvy dog in thee plaice could 'ave thought wot it had been possible ter do, but some'ow it 'as 'appened. Forternately, the good news is that it still numbs yer mouth just smellin' it, so yer wont be able ter taste it fer long!
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby tanguerra on Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:31 am

Aaargh! Alrighty then, Captain's Delights all round and a barrel of ye finest fishead stew! Yarr Pieces, no young Sanchez is still on board. He has somewhat fallen into piratical ways of late however. Why, once he were such a foin, well appointed young fellah....and well behaved too... well at least he could follor an order....

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Of late, howsoever, he has fallen to the drink...Image.

We ha' sailed back into Portsmouth, in part to allow Sanchez to take the cure - this bein' such a holesum spot (or not o course). I'm thinkin' of sending him ter the nuns fer a while ter dry out. But enuff of him! He's confined to quarters until he's finished me ironin' this evenin'

Tis true, we had to pawn Ol' Kate in Singapore. We got a dubloon, two pieces of eight and some buttons for her and thought ourselfs lucky at the time, I can assure yez. Twere in part Sanchez' fault, 'o course, as he were failin' ter keep a proper lookout during the Fantan Tournament when he ought ter..... Oy! Oook Ook! A person cud die o'thirst in this hestablishment... BLAM! (fires pistol into the air to alert the barman).
Aaarrrrgggh!

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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby tanguerra on Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:32 pm

Aarrggh!! Anyways, as I woz sayin'. Thar we were at the Singapore Fantan Tournament. Naturally I had me wicked little eyes on the Tournament's takin's and me own participation, naturally, were only a smokescreen. I had got me uncle Charlie ter cook up a cunnin' plan ter knock over the place ...

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I were at first a little concerned that what he come up with moight be overcomplex fer me crew ter pull off, but Ol Charlie said, "Not ter worry Tangie me dear. Before we know it we'll be drinkin' martinis in Martinique"...
Aaarrrrgggh!

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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:49 pm

Yarrrgh, 'e'ed be roight noice-lookin', iffen 'e dint ware two oi-patches.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby tanguerra on Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:14 am

Oh, Old Uncle Charlie's alright I spose, fer a fellah wid all his teeth and still both legs. A gal can't be too choosy I wreckon. He's a right scallywag though, as ye can imagine. He's from me farrrrther's side o the fambly.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Thu Sep 29, 2011 9:14 pm

i coman ye ta fetch me a woot beah !
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby tanguerra on Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:33 am

[Cuffs boy in ear] Nonsense! Ye'll have a vodka tonic like a good littlun! I never heard the loike! How d'ye expect ter grow up big an strong drinkin that swill?
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby tanguerra on Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:28 am

Arrrgh! It appears that Sanchez's rest cure aint goin' too well...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... ImcvtJzIK8
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Oct 04, 2011 1:37 am

Arrrrrgh, oi tole ye t'send 'im t'thee Betty Forrrghd Clinic, an knot that plaice sponsirrrgh'd by Bart Hindustries Yooman Resorses. Let's 'ave a round in simpathee, loike.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby black bart on Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:26 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Arrrrrgh, oi tole ye t'send 'im t'thee Betty Forrrghd Clinic, an knot that plaice sponsirrrgh'd by Bart Hindustries Yooman Resorses. Let's 'ave a round in simpathee, loike.


Blimey mateys I be gettin sone stick these days , I'll ave ye know me hooman resources dept was responsible fer curin Blackbeard of his smokin habit:

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He weren't too happee about thee method as ye can see.
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