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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby anthrobabe on Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:33 pm

black bart wrote:
pieces o'nine wrote:A round ov Cone-yaks an Cap'ns Deloights wiv Brasso chasers 'as been plaiced hupon DTH's tabbe! :drinking:


:drinking:

Onlee one thing tho...me shyppe's doctor told me ta lay orf thee Brasso Chasers for a while cos happerntlee me insides are gettin too shiny...I don't want a funnee glow comin from where it ought not to.



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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby DaveL on Wed Sep 14, 2011 5:01 pm

YArrrrr...

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:53 pm

anthrobabe wrote:(han thar be a hextra charge fur aneee lithographhees ye lot be wantin) (lether not hextra :love: )


Oi stll 'as a halbum ov nyce cabinette hetchings from me ole cabbin bouy, Errol Flynn. (Oi submitted a tayme wun t'Playbilge, but thee lads kicked up a orfulle whingin fusse, loike.) Oi bin finkin' abowt releesin' em as a grogge table booke. Would ye loike t'wryte thee forwarrrghd?
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Roland Deschain on Thu Sep 15, 2011 6:19 am

Welcome newbie/n00bie pirates. There be grog in that thar volcano...
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby black bart on Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:15 am

Aaargh these aren't noobie Pirates...these be Pirates wot are so ancient they be on first name terms wiv thee ancient mariner.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Sep 15, 2011 9:17 pm

These be Pirates wot arrrgh so aynchent they remembers wen thee beer volcano were jest a beer molehille.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:41 am

pieces o'nine wrote:...me ole cabbin bouy, Errol Flynn.


It's worse than that 'e's ded, Flynn, ded, Flynn, ded Flynn.
It's worse than that 'e's ded, Flynn, ded, Flynn, DED.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Sep 17, 2011 12:28 am

No, no, 'e's uh,...'e's restin'.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby black bart on Sat Sep 17, 2011 4:53 am

Aye, he needed a rest after all the stuff he got up to when he was a Cap'n. I never saw anyone do so much swashbuckling and swinging in the riggin.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Sep 17, 2011 4:02 pm

:lech:
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 27, 2011 5:24 am

:lech:

I met Errol once ye knows...

No...hang on a mo...that was durin a Hot Chocolate Concert an it were Errol Brown.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Sep 27, 2011 11:04 am

Arrrrr thart be close enuff bart! Everyone's a winner...
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:30 am

...and before anyone surgests it...I aint doin thee Full Monty!
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Julius Aurora on Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:12 pm

black bart wrote:...and before anyone surgests it...I aint doin thee Full Monty!


Arghh. That be a right blessin that.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:55 pm

Oi don't fink as hit even *looked* loike ennywun were sugjestin hit! Image
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