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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:57 pm

daftbeaker wrote:
DavidH wrote:Arrr, 'e equals in sea, squared.

Teknickerly it'd onlee be squared if ye threw him in again :idiot:

Maybe 'E got out once ta takes a leak?
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Sep 06, 2011 11:20 pm

anthrobabe wrote:Do we havez aney new poiratez whot needz some lash applied to the back about here?

I feel the need to lash some buddy.


Arrrgh, there allus be NefYoo kneadin sum dissipline.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby black bart on Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:01 am

anthrobabe wrote:Do we havez aney new poiratez whot needz some lash applied to the back about here?

I feel the need to lash some buddy.


Blimey..it be thee long lost wench o thee Far islands...welcome back matey!

Shal we pretend ye be a newbie or shall we give ye thee yewsyewall pirate handshake.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby anthrobabe on Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:24 pm

Oi the yewyousuawl will do me foine.

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Sep 10, 2011 3:47 am

anthrobabe wrote:No frogge killin!


Oi nevva menshuned killin' frogges!! Tis slandourus wot pon sed!! Thee cane toade is feral to Austrailya an' is killin' orf thee native frogges an' otha widlife. Ye are welcum ta kiss as many as ye wont s'long as ye take them wiv yer!

Ermmm... d'yer wears thee black leatha fer yer lashin's?
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby skyweir on Sat Sep 10, 2011 8:07 am

An' if ye does caan wee git the video?
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby skyweir on Sat Sep 10, 2011 7:24 pm

Ahrrgpologies, Ah weer fergittin'- video hadna' bin eenvented yit. They lithographs?
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Sep 11, 2011 7:08 am

skyweir wrote:Ah weer fergittin'- video hadna' bin eenvented yit.
Of course it has! Haven't you heard of YarrTube?
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby black bart on Sun Sep 11, 2011 3:32 pm

Arrr, YarrTube, I has a couple o highlee useful Pirate Hinitiashun videos on there by Bart Industries Film Foundashun, BIFF for short.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Griffin on Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:30 pm

Aargh! Oi not be a newbie all over, but Oi has had some parts rebuilt. This thread should be open to newbies and recons. aaarg!
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 12, 2011 5:41 am

:drinking:

Welcome back matey...I recommends all us olde mateys convene in thee Benbow fer an ale or a Koneyak.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Sep 12, 2011 11:31 pm

Did oi 'ere summon menshun cone-yak?
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 13, 2011 5:50 am

Thank ye...mines a double.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:05 am

A round ov Cone-yaks an Cap'ns Deloights wiv Brasso chasers 'as been plaiced hupon DTH's tabbe! :drinking:
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 14, 2011 5:41 am

pieces o'nine wrote:A round ov Cone-yaks an Cap'ns Deloights wiv Brasso chasers 'as been plaiced hupon DTH's tabbe! :drinking:


:drinking:

Onlee one thing tho...me shyppe's doctor told me ta lay orf thee Brasso Chasers for a while cos happerntlee me insides are gettin too shiny...I don't want a funnee glow comin from where it ought not to.
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