You've achieved local renown as a model of tolerance, a forward-thinking person: one who does not discriminate against potential partners based on their being from different species.
DIE SPAMMERS DIE
'Tis now the very witching time of night,
When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out
Contagion to this world.
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. ~George Carlin