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The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by black bart on Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:10 am
Aaarrgh ye couldn't part Penelope Cruz's eye brows wiv a bobstay!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Roy Hunter on Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:50 am
You have a Spaniard's eyebrows. So does Penelope Cruz. And Antonio Banderas.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Ravi Oli on Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:16 am
^ Arrrrrr 'tis a well stained pikchewer ov Penelope Keith ye 'ave on yer head [dunny] door!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by skyweir on Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:16 am
Roy Hunter wrote:Nick sixpence from my sporran? You want to grab hold of the big hairy thing dangling between my legs
Ahhr'd noo idea tha' tha' wuz weer ye kenneled Milo...
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by black bart on Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:59 am
Ravi Oli wrote:^ Arrrrrr 'tis a well stained pikchewer ov Penelope Keith ye 'ave on yer head [dunny] door!
Aaargh ye blaggard...I hear ye won rear o thee month 5 times in a row!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Ravi Oli on Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:18 am
I heered ye serv'd as 'barrel bouy' on yer first 3 shypes.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by pieces o'nine on Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:26 pm
Syned hup as ^^'s underrrghstudy.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by black bart on Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:41 am
Yarrgh...Ye has a women's legs...oh hang on, that's no good.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by pieces o'nine on Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:22 pm
Arrrrrgh, thee bloode in yer vaynes be skimme milche.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Ravi Oli on Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:14 pm
Oi heerd thee Hathoritees wert hinvestergatin' ye fer skimmen mor'n jest yer milche.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Roy Hunter on Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:19 pm
Yer mustache is a Spanyerd's eyebrow!
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Ravi Oli on Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:25 pm
They called ye thee 2-eyed cyclops before ye discovered Epilady.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by black bart on Thu Jan 12, 2012 6:42 am
Arrrrgh ye has a woman's legs...nice transplant matey!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Ravi Oli on Thu Jan 12, 2012 10:17 am
Thee cheep hair implants thee got came frum a brown bears bum... twud hexplain thyne compellin' urge to go shit in thee woods!!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by black bart on Thu Jan 12, 2012 10:21 am
Arrgh yer hinsult be more helaborate than a Spaniard's Cod Piece!
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