(Backhanded) Compliments Game

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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby skyweir on Sun Sep 04, 2011 4:28 pm

It's nice to find you do appreciate the value of a professional beautician.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:36 pm

No your arse doesn't look big in that... but neither does the elephant you're riding.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 05, 2011 6:19 am

That's no elephant sir...that's my wife! It,s amazing that we married twins.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:53 pm

Born identical in every way Sir, though your's is obviously the older sibling.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:53 am

Yes it's true, mine has been round the block a few more times than yours, but then no one was chasing yours.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Sep 06, 2011 12:53 pm

Loved your Holiday photo Bart!!! It's too bad we couldn't see the wet spot on your pants.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:26 pm

Pants, Twisty? I thought you naturists / nudists didn't need to cover the beautiful forms Nature and FSM gave them.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby skyweir on Wed Sep 07, 2011 8:21 pm

The FSM did you proud for a drunk, didn't he?
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:23 am

I admit my one bourbon and coke per annum at the work Xmas party 'warms me up'. Of course you've ^ proved a far greater tolerance for alcohol many times over.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby black bart on Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:24 am

I've heard it said that alcohol is crutch but you've proved that's nonsense...you usually can't stand up at all.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:40 pm

I admire your ^ self-control when out socially drinking. The manufacturers of breath testing equipment have set a new official level - LEGALLY DEAD - in your honour.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby skyweir on Mon Sep 12, 2011 3:11 am

You have excellent self-control, for your species.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:33 pm

You've achieved local renown as a model of tolerance, a forward-thinking person: one who does not discriminate against potential partners based on their being from different species.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Roland Deschain on Mon Sep 12, 2011 10:18 pm

At least he can think...
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:07 am

^One of the great thinking minds of this century. Pity he can't communicate his thoughts coherently.
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