(Backhanded) Compliments Game

[skyweir]

It's nice to find you do appreciate the value of a professional beautician.

[Ravi Oli]

No your arse doesn't look big in that... but neither does the elephant you're riding.

[black bart]

That's no elephant sir...that's my wife! It,s amazing that we married twins.

[Ravi Oli]

Born identical in every way Sir, though your's is obviously the older sibling.

[black bart]

Yes it's true, mine has been round the block a few more times than yours, but then no one was chasing yours.

[TwistedSister]

Loved your Holiday photo Bart!!! It's too bad we couldn't see the wet spot on your pants.

[Ravi Oli]

Pants, Twisty? I thought you naturists / nudists didn't need to cover the beautiful forms Nature and FSM gave them.

[skyweir]

The FSM did you proud for a drunk, didn't he?

[Ravi Oli]

I admit my one bourbon and coke per annum at the work Xmas party 'warms me up'. Of course you've ^ proved a far greater tolerance for alcohol many times over.

[black bart]

I've heard it said that alcohol is crutch but you've proved that's nonsense...you usually can't stand up at all.

[Ravi Oli]

I admire your ^ self-control when out socially drinking. The manufacturers of breath testing equipment have set a new official level - LEGALLY DEAD - in your honour.

[skyweir]

You have excellent self-control, for your species.

[pieces o'nine]

You've achieved local renown as a model of tolerance, a forward-thinking person: one who does not discriminate against potential partners based on their being from different species.

[Roland Deschain]

At least he can think...

[Ravi Oli]

^One of the great thinking minds of this century. Pity he can't communicate his thoughts coherently.