Richard Branson gets lost in the fog on his latest ballooning adventure. He loses height until he can see the ground, and he spots a man walking his dog. "Hey! Hello, you ! Where am I?" shouts Branson.
"You're in a balloon, about a hundred feet above me and my dog" the man replies.
"You're an economist, aren't you?"
"Yes, how do you know?"
"Well, you answered my question with an accurate response that fulfils all the criteria I gave you, but the information you gave me is completely bloody useless!"
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.