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Postby PKMKII on Tue Jul 26, 2011 8:17 pm

gronank wrote:Why can't you use the latin "Kalium" instead? it makes for much simpler mnemonics. Another silly example is the use of "Tungsten" (which translates into heavy stone, mind you) instead of "Wolfram".


Especially given how awesome Wolfram sounds.
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Jul 29, 2011 7:18 am

Hi um thee count. Hi lurve two count.

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Postby daftbeaker on Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:49 pm

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:Hi um thee count. Hi lurve two count.

Ye notty, ye not the Count. This is the Count and he loves to :furious:
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Postby black bart on Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:55 am

free...er...free an a quarter...er...
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Re: real fast math joke...

Postby gronank on Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:41 pm

Why does the topologists lap hurt? because the doughnut couldn't hold his coffee
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Re: real fast math joke...

Postby PKMKII on Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:21 pm

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Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Aug 31, 2011 10:19 am

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Re: real fast math joke...

Postby PKMKII on Thu Sep 01, 2011 8:01 am

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