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Fsm haiku

Postby Cap'nCrunk on Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:07 pm

Flying spaghetti
He flies up above the world
sauce be apon him.
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Re: Fsm haiku

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:09 pm

Neat! :jack:
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Re: Fsm haiku

Postby bert on Thu Sep 16, 2010 10:29 pm

The biggest problem with your haiku is it suggests that His Holiness is in geosynchronous orbit above us. What if a pastafarian in China gives praise at the same time as someone in Ottawa?

Other than that, an excellent haiku.

RAmen.

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Re: Fsm haiku

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Fri Sep 17, 2010 2:05 pm

Do you have so little faith in His Starchy Wonder that you don't think he can be in two or more places at once to receive compliments? :wink:
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Re: Fsm haiku

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Sep 17, 2010 4:19 pm

Flying Spaghetti Monster
He's got an iPhone
Text him your praises.
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Re: Fsm haiku

Postby knoxer on Mon Aug 01, 2011 3:13 pm

Spaghetti Monster
Many Noodles Meaty Balls
And Marinara
So long, and thanks for all the fish!
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Re: Fsm haiku

Postby Bug on Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:54 pm

A dawn in the spring
Mighty balls high in the sky
Appendages touch


Thunderous hiccup
The smell of beer in the rain
He is drunk again
Error: Clever pun and random quote not found
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