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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby black bart on Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:00 am

and Ivor the Engine thrust his way with a big puff into the tunnel

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby DavidH on Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:44 am

Don't get my knickers in a twist, Mr H.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Jul 21, 2011 1:32 pm

About 128 Japanese yen, as of today.


If the number 2 pencil is so popular,then why is it still at number 2?
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby fueledbycoffee on Thu Jul 21, 2011 1:43 pm

Because a pencil will always be second to the ink pen.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby DavidH on Thu Jul 21, 2011 2:23 pm

About 14 shillings and sixpence, in old money.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby fueledbycoffee on Thu Jul 21, 2011 2:32 pm

None. They're all far to busy getting drunk and eating pasta.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby black bart on Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:44 am

I blame the parents

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby TwistedSister on Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:17 am

It's hard to find pubic hair brushes.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:38 am

There are bars in Thailand where you can see that kind of thing on stage.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:41 am

Blue with pink polka dots.

Eh?
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Ham Nox on Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:30 pm

Shut yer yapper, kid!

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...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)

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