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Postby Pterorhynchus on Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:45 am

Thou shalt be free to make graven images of anything that is on Earth or above or below if thou hast the ability.

Thou shalt seek to add to and improve the Word as long as such improvements and changes are inspired by the Noodley One.

RAmen.
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Postby Alpaca on Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:51 am

Thou shalt proofread thy proposed scriptures before pressing the button of posting...
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:00 pm

spricken of ramen.

rammstien

oh pooh. its rammstein. not rammstien.

well...

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Re: LAW

Postby pnutcat on Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:52 am

May I respectfully suggest:

"Thou shalt not nom of the peanuts upon the bar, for they haveth poo upon them (allegedly)."
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Re: LAW

Postby Platypus Enthusiast on Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:47 pm

pnutcat wrote:May I respectfully suggest:

"Thou shalt not nom of the peanuts upon the bar, for they haveth poo upon them (allegedly)."


lmao, that's good
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Re: LAW

Postby GhostOfRagnarok on Tue Dec 28, 2010 10:16 pm

Thou shall not taketh thine brothers socks and blame the dryer for their disappearance lest ye be subject to two hours covered in cooking oil and sitting in a steam room.
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Re: LAW

Postby Ubi Dubius on Wed Dec 29, 2010 12:26 am

Thou shalt :lech:
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We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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Re: LAW

Postby Sai on Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:13 am

I'd like to submit this, but have no idea where else to put it.

The Two "Essential Tennets" of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (I'm not too particular about this title, but it's the most religiousy meaning for "Requirements" that I can come up with)
1Ye must remember the image of His noodley goodness 2and know that He likes to mess with your head.

Challenge anyone to close their eyes and describe the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and the 1st requirement is met, then ask them what they know about what he likes to do, and the 2nd requirement is met. That person is now a member of the CotFSM. :D
Praise be upon the Prime Purveyor of Pasta Perfection, may He touch you with His Noodley Appendage and Slather you with Savory Sacred Sauce as you gaze into His Majestically Monstrous Meatballs.
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Re: LAW

Postby Platypus Enthusiast on Sat Sep 03, 2011 6:32 pm

We'll consider it Sai, possibly for Suggestions
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