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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby black bart on Tue Jun 21, 2011 7:06 am

Are you Spagedeity? I'm getting confused now.
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Jun 21, 2011 3:02 pm

black bart wrote:Are you Spagedeity? I'm getting confused now.

Getting confused?
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby Pirate Johnson on Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:06 pm

I would NEVER falsely assume to be so hallowed.
I would accept the accolade of
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby black bart on Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:24 am

TwistedSister wrote:
black bart wrote:Are you Spagedeity? I'm getting confused now.

Getting confused?


This is the only religion that is simple enough for me.

I'll admit that I did try a few before settling on the FSM.

Catholicismmmm...can't even spell it.

Mooneys...terrible diet and too much chanting.

etc etc and none of them have decent T shirts.
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby Pirate Johnson on Mon Jun 27, 2011 4:22 pm

Will 1,000 posts allow me to have a custom ranking?!?
In brightest day
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No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
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Green Cannon's fire

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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby black bart on Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:20 am

Pirate Johnson wrote:Will 1,000 posts allow me to have a custom ranking?!?


No...but keep writing in green ink and we'll be convinced of your potential to be a 'First Sea Lord' (in the Royal Navy the First Sea Lord always uses green ink).
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Re: What the #%#$& is this thread about?

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:53 am

I have no idea what this thread is supposed to be about any more… :confused:
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Re: What the #%#$& is this thread about?

Postby black bart on Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:56 am

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:I have no idea what this thread is supposed to be about any more… :confused:


It started off with the very best intentions, like so many threads, and has gone all noodley and tangled up...and I can't think of any more Super Hero quotes!
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Jun 29, 2011 3:16 pm

Batman/Adam West wrote:Man-eating lilacs have no teeth, Robin. It's a process of ingestion through their tentacles.
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:08 am

pieces o'nine wrote:
Batman/Adam West wrote:Man-eating lilacs have no teeth, Robin. It's a process of ingestion through their tentacles.

When I first read that, I thought it was Testicals! Which made it even funnier. :haha:
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:51 pm

^ :haha:
(Even Batman has been Touched by His Noodly Appendage.)


Batman/Adam West wrote:The true crimefighter always carries everything he needs in his utility belt, Robin.
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby black bart on Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:59 am

Robin, Cat girl's been in the Bat Cave again...

Gee Batman, how can you tell?

There's litter everywhere.
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Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby Pirate Johnson on Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:35 pm

POTC is a SUPER hero movie, but still, "Yargh!" & coming from the heros, none the less

BB wrote:Keep writing in green ink... In the Royal Navy the First Sea Lord always uses GREEN ink

Can you refrence that with a link? Sounds awsome but I'm American. /A\\V/ Arghtist would fit me as I have been a drummer for 8 years & went to college for Computer Graphic Desigh just long enough to know my way around PhotoShop. :fsm_rock:
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Jul 07, 2011 1:06 pm

Pirate Johnson wrote:POTC is a SUPER hero movie, but still, "Yargh!" & coming from the heros, none the less

BB wrote:Keep writing in green ink... In the Royal Navy the First Sea Lord always uses GREEN ink

Can you refrence that with a link? Sounds awsome but I'm American. /A\\V/ Arghtist would fit me as I have been a drummer for 8 years & went to college for Computer Graphic Desigh just long enough to know my way around PhotoShop. :fsm_rock:
Well, one First Lord of the Admiralty wrote in green ink. One that Ian Fleming knew about when he was writing the James Bond books...
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby black bart on Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:53 am

Roy Hunter wrote:
Pirate Johnson wrote:POTC is a SUPER hero movie, but still, "Yargh!" & coming from the heros, none the less

BB wrote:Keep writing in green ink... In the Royal Navy the First Sea Lord always uses GREEN ink

Can you refrence that with a link? Sounds awsome but I'm American. /A\\V/ Arghtist would fit me as I have been a drummer for 8 years & went to college for Computer Graphic Desigh just long enough to know my way around PhotoShop. :fsm_rock:
Well, one First Lord of the Admiralty wrote in green ink. One that Ian Fleming knew about when he was writing the James Bond books...


Was he the guy who had a wooden leg which he used to scare interviewees with by stabbing his letter opener or pen into suddenly?
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