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If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri May 27, 2011 3:56 am

The idea of this is kind-of like Jeapoardy, only hopefully encouraging more nottiness and banninantion. I post an answer, to which you post the question. For example I post the answer:

A: My personality.

...so you post the question:

Q: What form of contraception do you use?

...followed by another answer, to which the next poster poses the question.

Got it? OK, here's my first answer:

A: Two plums and a banana.
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Uther on Fri May 27, 2011 4:20 am

Q: Three bananas cost as much as two apples. One apple costs the same as a plum and a banana. Rita has enough money to buy four plums, what did Rita go for?


A: He called the sheep Bronwyn
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Fri May 27, 2011 4:31 am

Q. Bart had several lovers over his lifetime, each of which he gave a Welsh nickname. Can you remember any of them?

A. 25 miles per gallon.
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri May 27, 2011 5:20 am

Q: A Glaswegian Buckfast drinker snatches a handbag and runs away. How far will he be able to run before he needs to refuel?

A: He ate the yellow snow.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby PKMKII on Fri May 27, 2011 5:55 pm

Q: What did Bear Grylls do when he was thirty feet from a working water fountain?

A: 50 years of first lady nude photographs burned to a CD-R.
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby DavidH on Sat May 28, 2011 6:33 am

Q. For what did 37 CIA agents fight and die to recover from Dominique Strauss-Kahn?

A. Vast clouds of oily black smoke and a nauseating stench.
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat May 28, 2011 10:07 am

Q: Describe what happens when daftbeaker attempts to rempove Nef Yoo's nappy with a set of allen keys.

A: Well, he would say that, wouldn't he?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby PKMKII on Sat May 28, 2011 10:40 am

Q: What kind of jerk answers a question with a question?

A: 500 pounds of mangoes, sir. Poor bastard never saw them coming.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Rainswept on Sat May 28, 2011 11:33 am

Q: What did you guys stuff down his pants?



A: I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby DavidH on Sat May 28, 2011 1:22 pm

Q. Tell me, Your Majesty, do you have any thoughts on your impending meeting with President Obama?

A. I'm going to dig a deep, deep hole and bury them.
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Rainswept on Sat May 28, 2011 2:51 pm

Q: You've just been given control over all members of Fox News, what are your plans?


A: is a sexual neologism for "that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex".
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby DavidH on Sat May 28, 2011 3:51 pm

Q. What is this Marmite anyway?

A. I would insert it into the upper one, of course.
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Rainswept on Sat May 28, 2011 4:12 pm

Q: Which of these women do you find more attractive?
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A: I kicked him in the shins and ran like hell.
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby TwistedSister on Sat May 28, 2011 9:51 pm

Q: What does Rainswept do to Midgets on a dare?

A: Only if you promise to spank the large guy in line at MacDonald's.
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Jun 22, 2011 6:54 am

Q: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

A: Insert flap A into slot B.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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