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Re: Catch!

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat May 14, 2011 5:37 pm

Due to Ravi's failing to throw anything, I have to throw Samoa across the international date line to the next poster.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Catch!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sat May 14, 2011 10:18 pm

Damn! Now all the Judgement Day dates will have to be re-caclulated! :furious:

Throws the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse at the next poster.
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Re: Catch!

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun May 15, 2011 7:04 pm

I drop them where they belong, yea even into the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

I offer, instead, the Poptarts of the Apocalypse to the next poster.
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Re: Catch!

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon May 16, 2011 12:12 pm

Thanks. I use the Poptarts to surf across the lake of fire and brimstone, since as we all know Poptarts are not just indigestible, they are also fireproof and virtually indestructible.

I throw my unused toaster to the next poster.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Catch!

Postby black bart on Mon May 16, 2011 5:23 pm

I sell the toaster on Aaargh Bay and refuse to refund the money when Nef Yoo gets a Fish head stuck in it.

I throw my, rather sweaty, Swansea City scarf at the next poster (in delight).
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Catch!

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun May 22, 2011 10:51 am

What's this scarf? Miracles do happen.

Not any more... I swaddle the new-born Antichrist, come among us this Day of Judgement, in bart's soiled scarf and pass her to next poster...
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: Catch!

Postby black bart on Mon May 23, 2011 6:39 am

I suffer a 'rupture' picking up the Auntichrist but at least I get my scarf back.

I throw rapturous applause at the next poster
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Catch!

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon May 23, 2011 7:53 am

Meh - applause? What's that to a humble megastar like me?

I throw knickers at the next performer, er I mean, poster.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Catch!

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon May 23, 2011 5:24 pm

The knickers from ^'s fan base make great tents.

I trade the knickers / tents with Red Cross for a ration pack for the next poster...
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