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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Uther » Sat May 14, 2011 10:58 pm

..private parts in most dictionaries.

What we have here is a failure to.....
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun May 15, 2011 12:13 am

...appreciate the funny side of the situation.

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed...
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Uther » Sun May 15, 2011 1:53 am

...Jedi Knight. That branch of the Knight family being avid Star Wars fans.

A horse is a horse, of course, of course.
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun May 15, 2011 5:12 am

...put the cart before the horse.

They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together...
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby DavidH » Sun May 15, 2011 5:15 am

... in the vestry abusing the choirboys.

Two little boys had two little ...
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun May 15, 2011 5:43 am

...had too little to do and too much time to do it. So one invented the wobbleboard.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ubi Dubius » Sun May 15, 2011 9:49 am

. . . wobbleboard.

Weebles wobble, but they don't . . .
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Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat May 21, 2011 3:53 am

...warble.

I wish I was a Kelloggs Cornflake floating in my bowl taking...
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby pieces o'nine » Sat May 21, 2011 7:50 pm

... Pelham 1 2 3.


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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Uther » Sun May 22, 2011 1:57 am

.. the gender you are sexually orientated towards.

It doesn't matter if you love him or........
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun May 22, 2011 10:40 am

...hate him it doesn't bother Santa Claus because he isn't real, kiddies!!

And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad, the dreams in which I'm....
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Uther » Sun May 22, 2011 11:26 am

... romantically involved, always feature a Wombat.

I'm on the right track, baby. I was born.....
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun May 22, 2011 6:11 pm

... to be an Amtrak engineer.


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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Uther » Sun May 22, 2011 11:28 pm

... no paints, no brushes, no easel, no canvas, no range of pigments, .... otherwise, poetry is the same as painting!


The essence of Modernism lies, as I see it, in the .......
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby black bart » Mon May 23, 2011 6:31 am

...these new-fangled carbon fibre peg legs:

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