The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed May 18, 2011 9:42 pm

Arrrgh, ware *be* Uther these dayes?

'Is tabbe is gettin larrrgher an larrrgher, an oi be considdern puttin' thee necks few rounds on Det. Turtleholmes', jest fer olde toimes sake, loike.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Julius Aurora on Wed May 18, 2011 10:08 pm

Oi be seeing a mutual friend of DTH's n mine a few daes back. Happarently he be swell n studyin hard.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby black bart on Thu May 19, 2011 5:48 am

Julius Aurora wrote:Oi be seeing a mutual friend of DTH's n mine a few daes back. Happarently he be swell n studyin hard.


Yargh that be good ta hear...he was a fine crew member an ye could always get a drink on his tab.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri May 20, 2011 1:03 am

Happarently, ye still canne, bein as 'e don't check hit no moor! :fsm_yarr:
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby black bart on Fri May 20, 2011 5:36 am

Aye Landlord, tap that in to thee Scumsoft computerized Tab App...anuther round on DTH's tab.

Afore thee days of Scumsoft Compooters and Scumpads (I be thinkin o gettin in a job lot o them Scumpads an sellin em orf on Aaargh Bay*) DTH's tab was all carefully writ down on parchment...by thee last entry it was over 10 miles long!


*It be worth gettin a Scumpad just fer the games loik: :'Pirates ate my Booty' ... and thee classic 'Angery Pyrates'.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri May 20, 2011 11:34 pm

black bart wrote:...
Afore thee days of Scumsoft Compooters and Scumpads (I be thinkin o gettin in a job lot o them Scumpads an sellin em orf on Aaargh Bay*) DTH's tab was all carefully writ down on parchment...by thee last entry it was over 10 miles long!
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Arrrrrgggh! Me ole cabbin bouy, Errol Flynn, lernt at thee Portsmouth Publicke Pyrate Schole that thee Bye-YooTapestry be ackshoelly a early DTH pubbe tabbe, hembroidered wiv awl thee famous, hinfamous, an nefareyus perrrsons wot henjoyed a round on 'im, afore 'e went orf t'university!


'Ere be a luvverly panel showin thee crewe ov thee Madde Moggies Revenge, sailin hinto port...
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sat May 21, 2011 1:35 pm

i comane sumwun ta fetch me a woot beeh !
rrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby black bart on Tue May 24, 2011 8:55 am

Get outta da pub ye liddle oik!
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby DaveL on Sun Jun 12, 2011 5:24 am

H Yarrrr...

H'es been in the rum store again matey! Get him a hair-of-the-dog...he needs soberin' up.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat Jul 02, 2011 6:23 pm

HAR HAR HAR BARKEEP ! LET THEE BREW FLO' OI SAY !
Oh , plaze a sawsir ove ginger beer owt thee bak door fer nefyu iffin ye pleez .
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby black bart on Mon Jul 04, 2011 5:38 am

I wonders wot hincredible hadventurs Mad Will has been havin...anuther couple o rums on thee tab landlord!
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jul 04, 2011 10:56 pm

YARRRRRGGGH!
fer throwin orf thee shackles ov Grate Brittain, even of we kneaded thee French to hacomplish hit, dam their ois!


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Bartender! Oi wants t'hoarder a round ov sellebratory cone-yaks (oar whatever they wants) fer awl thee pyrates, wenches, cabbin bouys, an' crewe in the pubbe tonight!

An saucers ov milk fer Chow Mein, Dom the Danger Catte, Tiddles, an wotever cattes the've dragged in with'em.

An a hot choklit fer NefYoo.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby black bart on Tue Jul 05, 2011 6:19 am

Arrr put thee drinks on thee newly created Mad Willium tab.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Mon Jul 18, 2011 5:05 pm

yum yum i lik hot choclit !
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i comane ye ta fech me anuver wun !
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby black bart on Tue Jul 26, 2011 6:06 am

Arrrgh...I needs a drink...me muvver in law be a vsitin an she's insisted on cleanin out me cabin!
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