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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby DaveL on Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:30 am

YArrrr...

Perhaps that one has been holding too many bikes!
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Nov 30, 2010 7:28 pm

FOR SALE! (No, seriously, it is)

One aircraft carrier. Right-hand drive, VGC, low mileage, one careful owner, only been to war once and that was against a pretend South American navy with French weapons. Will be available for inspection in Portsmouth.

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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby DaveL on Wed Dec 01, 2010 8:19 am

Seller: Captain Scuppers
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Member: Since the Armada got scuttled
Item: Companion Barnacles
Notes: Sell them to the sushi shop

Bored? Gone slightly nuts on a long voyage?

Havin trubbles losin' card games with the lads?
Not makin' "extra special friends" with your 400lb cabin mate?
Need an understanding ear, that listens to all ye trubbles?

Well this barnacle collection might be just what ye need.
Why scrape them off yer hull, when they can be the onboard friends ye never had.

Talk them for walks...

Go fetch stick...

Sit boy roll over...

Who's a good boy, who's a good boy...

Your lonely days at sea might be over for good!

So buy your new friends today!!

And right now if you buy one barnacle, we'll throw in a whole cluster of 'em absolutley free.

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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart on Mon Dec 06, 2010 9:45 am

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For sale: X Miss January Cabin Boy goes under thee name of Miss Molly

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No trubble to keep (unless ye has a penchant fer red ribbons about yer outfits).

Onlee Fifty Cronan starting bid, will throw in spare knickers to highest bidder.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart on Mon May 16, 2011 5:08 am

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Genuine Dubloons fer sale...handee fer settlin yer bar tab in a dark and dingy pub (loik thee Benbow).

No questuns arsked loik.

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get yerself a bargain onlee 5 Cronan a bag.

Hurree whilst stocks last.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby DaveL on Mon May 16, 2011 4:57 pm

YArrrr...

Can Oi use 'em to buy Miss Molly?
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart on Fri May 20, 2011 6:41 am

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Get yerself a Scumpad now an get a free download of 'Angry Pirates' with every purchase.

Only 500 Cronan for 8 Megaarghbites, 6 months free membership of Scumnetwork and a complimentaree pleather carry case.

Hurry whilst stocks last...and afore thee revenue men catch up wiv me.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri May 20, 2011 11:36 pm

Arrrgh, summat be rong wif thee one on thee left! :fsm_yarr:
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart on Thu May 26, 2011 7:18 am

Arrgh thee one on thee left be showin an hexample o ' Matey Time', an Arrrp which hallows ye ta kermmunykate vishooally wiv yer mateys...

...probablee best ta turn thee lightin down in me cabin afore I tries ta chat up thee Princess Infanta o Spain again...last toim she fainted an took four months ta rekover her fakyewltees.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Griffin on Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:10 pm

Seller: Cap'n Heave Ho
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Item: Dowsing rod

A new way to find and remove your barnacles.

Free copy "Dowsing for Dummies" with every rod.

Price: 3 dubloons or buy 3 for the price of four.

Buyer collects: not suitable for bicycles.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 12, 2011 5:43 am

:lol:

How manyee Barnacles does it remove in one sittin?
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Griffin on Mon Sep 12, 2011 10:10 pm

Depends what ye be sittin on.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Sep 12, 2011 11:28 pm

Q: Does ye 'ave a better pitcher ov thee Dowsin Rodde?
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 14, 2011 5:49 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Q: Does ye 'ave a better pitcher ov thee Dowsin Rodde?


Aye nivver but owt from Aaargh Bay unless they provide ye wiv a good piktur...

I once bought 3 and a half croo members of which the description read: In good condition...when I went to collect em I found em hangin in gibbets at hexekooshun dock...it turns out they were on sale for spare parts onlee!
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby tanguerra on Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:30 am

Aaaarggghh! Ye've given me an idee. I moight scour Arr-bay ter see if I ken find hide nor hair of Ol' Kate? No doubt her purchaser would ha wanted to unlawd her soonish loik, on acccount o' her foul disposition und odour? Praps now she'll be a bargane like?
Aaarrrrgggh!

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