The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby black bart on Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:54 am

ere be a pitchur o cream soda:

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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby bacon on Sun May 01, 2011 5:37 pm

Argh mateys. Throw me a pint . . . ants hav invaded me ship. Little bastahds launched an attack against me donuts. None survived.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Ubi Dubius on Mon May 02, 2011 7:49 am

bacon wrote:Argh mateys. Throw me a pint . . . ants hav invaded me ship. Little bastahds launched an attack against me donuts. None survived.

None o' tha donuts? Or none o' tha wee bastahds?
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby black bart on Tue May 03, 2011 9:16 am

Yarrgh I remembers thee toim me crew an me were forced to eat sugared ants ta survive.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue May 03, 2011 10:05 pm

^ *That* be a tall tayle, awl roight! Yarrrgh-harrrgh-harrrgh!
Bartender, get Bart a Capn's Deloight an put hit on Uther's tabbe.

Yer crewe *dreames* ov bein served sugar-coated hants, hinsteadde ov thee perpetjewel fish hedde stewe!
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby black bart on Wed May 04, 2011 6:41 am

As ye can hobserve from me avatargh I has created thee 'Order of thee Silver Fish Heads' wot can be bestowed upon ye most noble Pirate of thee Month...for example: he/she wot buys me thee most grog on Uthers tab.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed May 04, 2011 9:58 pm

Badges! Badges! We don't kneade no steenkin fish hedde badges!

But oi will 'ave a word wif thee bartender t'send three rounds ov grogge t'yer table -- on Uther's tabbe -- just t'be soshibull, loike.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby black bart on Mon May 09, 2011 5:54 am

Hactallee taint no badge...they be real Fish Heads glued on wiv barnacle juice.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby bacon on Mon May 09, 2011 8:14 am

Yargh the donuts were the ones that lost ther lifs. Brought teers ta me eyes. The battle lasted days but oi think we've killed all the li'l blaggards.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Calico Jack on Mon May 09, 2011 12:44 pm

Ham-Hocks has ants in her pants!!

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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby black bart on Wed May 11, 2011 11:24 am

Yarrr...I've heard 'The Shrunken Head' be a better boozer than this place.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu May 12, 2011 9:14 pm

Arrrgh, they serves almost ennywun there.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Ubi Dubius on Thu May 12, 2011 9:45 pm

Han thee shrunken eads is frum those what don't pay theer tabbe!
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri May 13, 2011 10:59 pm

Yarrrh, ye shood see wot they shrinkes when a tabbe is payed wiv dodgy dubloons!
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby black bart on Wed May 18, 2011 5:54 am

Yarrgh...why be Uther speakin in such a high pitched voice all of a sudden?
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