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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon May 16, 2011 5:58 am

DavidH wrote:M. Strauss-Kahn will now be deboned.
...or possibly detumesced?
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon May 16, 2011 10:04 am

Fighter pilots are dejected?
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby gronank » Mon May 16, 2011 3:44 pm

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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby PKMKII » Mon May 16, 2011 10:45 pm

Baristas are steamed.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Uther » Tue May 17, 2011 3:41 am

Potatoes are just sacked
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby DavidH » Tue May 17, 2011 10:40 am

Owners of naturist clubs are denuded.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby black bart » Tue May 17, 2011 11:38 am

I was trying to think of a Pastafarian one...

Pastafarians are outsauced, denoodled?
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby PKMKII » Tue May 17, 2011 6:20 pm

Postal workers are returned to sender.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed May 18, 2011 3:21 am

Olympians are inflamed.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby black bart » Wed May 18, 2011 6:40 am

Pole Vaulters are for the High Jump
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Edd » Thu May 19, 2011 11:04 am

Billboard erectors are designed.

Pessimistic sommeliers get decanted.

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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby DavidH » Thu May 19, 2011 11:09 am

Vampires are decrypted.
Hookers are debunked.
Wine merchants are deported.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Edd » Thu May 19, 2011 1:52 pm

Hawaiian tourists may be delayed upon returning home.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby black bart » Fri May 20, 2011 8:10 am

Edd wrote:Hawaiian tourists may be delayed upon returning home.


(I had to think about that one.)

Smugglers will be contra - banned.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby gronank » Tue May 31, 2011 1:53 pm

Shocking people are grounded
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