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Re: How to get the sack…
by Roy Hunter on Mon May 16, 2011 5:58 am
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: How to get the sack…
by Roy Hunter on Mon May 16, 2011 10:04 am
Fighter pilots are dejected?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: How to get the sack…
by gronank on Mon May 16, 2011 3:44 pm
Advertisers becomes dead
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Re: How to get the sack…
by PKMKII on Mon May 16, 2011 10:45 pm
Baristas are steamed.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: How to get the sack…
by Uther on Tue May 17, 2011 3:41 am
Potatoes are just sacked
"LIFE! ...loath it, or ignore it..__________You can't possibly LIKE it?"
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Re: How to get the sack…
by DavidH on Tue May 17, 2011 10:40 am
Owners of naturist clubs are denuded.
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Re: How to get the sack…
by black bart on Tue May 17, 2011 11:38 am
I was trying to think of a Pastafarian one...
Pastafarians are outsauced, denoodled?
Pastafarians are outsauced, denoodled?
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Re: How to get the sack…
by PKMKII on Tue May 17, 2011 6:20 pm
Postal workers are returned to sender.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: How to get the sack…
by Roy Hunter on Wed May 18, 2011 3:21 am
Olympians are inflamed.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: How to get the sack…
by black bart on Wed May 18, 2011 6:40 am
Pole Vaulters are for the High Jump
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Re: How to get the sack…
by Edd on Thu May 19, 2011 11:04 am
Billboard erectors are designed.
Pessimistic sommeliers get decanted.
A surgeon's malpractice insurance should pay for decisions.
Pessimistic sommeliers get decanted.
A surgeon's malpractice insurance should pay for decisions.
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Re: How to get the sack…
by DavidH on Thu May 19, 2011 11:09 am
Vampires are decrypted.
Hookers are debunked.
Wine merchants are deported.
Hookers are debunked.
Wine merchants are deported.
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Re: How to get the sack…
by Edd on Thu May 19, 2011 1:52 pm
Hawaiian tourists may be delayed upon returning home.
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Re: How to get the sack…
by black bart on Fri May 20, 2011 8:10 am
Edd wrote:Hawaiian tourists may be delayed upon returning home.
(I had to think about that one.)
Smugglers will be contra - banned.
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Re: How to get the sack…
by gronank on Tue May 31, 2011 1:53 pm
Shocking people are grounded
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