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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby TwistedSister » Fri May 13, 2011 11:15 am

Hot dog vendors are dedogged.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby PKMKII » Fri May 13, 2011 5:07 pm

Accountants go into the red.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri May 13, 2011 5:25 pm

Marshalls are unwarranted.

Windsurfers are disgusted.

Foie gras geese are delivered.

When a trumpeter gets sacked, it's involuntary.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby PKMKII » Fri May 13, 2011 5:37 pm

Philosophers are decanted.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré

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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby gronank » Fri May 13, 2011 5:52 pm

Bureaucrats are defiled
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Uther » Sat May 14, 2011 1:09 am

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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Uther » Sat May 14, 2011 1:11 am

Attorneys are unmitigated

The gambler is ungainly
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby gronank » Sat May 14, 2011 6:23 pm

Parking inspector are defined
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Uther » Sat May 14, 2011 11:39 pm

Sex therapist is unanalytical
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby DavidH » Sun May 15, 2011 4:52 am

Masochists are unbeaten and untied.

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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun May 15, 2011 7:18 pm

Tailors are divested.

Farmers avoid detractors.

Carpenters are devised.

Rock stars are detoured.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby PKMKII » Sun May 15, 2011 8:46 pm

Laundry mat owners are permanently pressed.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Ubi Dubius » Sun May 15, 2011 10:15 pm

Travel agents are detoured.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby gronank » Mon May 16, 2011 4:28 am

Teachers are detested and degraded
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby DavidH » Mon May 16, 2011 5:53 am

M. Strauss-Kahn will now be deboned.
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