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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby black bart on Thu May 12, 2011 5:57 am

...cabin boy work under the name of Roger.

Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that ...
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Julius Aurora on Fri May 13, 2011 12:19 am

that. . . that.. . .aww shit. No, I meant it.

Now, now, gentlemen, lets try and stay positive. Just because. . .
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2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
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Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Uther on Fri May 13, 2011 2:13 am

...just because the President sat on the "Launch Nukes" button, does not mean his poll ratings will suffer.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri May 13, 2011 2:47 am

...hanging with your mates?

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Uther on Fri May 13, 2011 3:52 am

... they were at least polite. All said "thank you Mam"

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri May 13, 2011 4:47 am

...walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri May 13, 2011 10:34 pm

... black velvet, if you please.


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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Uther on Sat May 14, 2011 12:58 am

... make so many typos.... damned spell-check is Kaput!

I'm just beginning to see, now I'm on my way
It doesn't matter to me, ......
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat May 14, 2011 3:04 am

...whatever Ravi Oli will say.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sat May 14, 2011 4:04 am

…to turn off the lamps before going to bed.

It behooves a gentleman to…
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat May 14, 2011 5:16 pm

... quietly inform Tigger when she has tucked her skirt into the back of her undies.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat May 14, 2011 5:41 pm

...everybody's gonna do the timewarp again.

It's just a jump to the left...
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat May 14, 2011 5:57 pm

...and an exit stage right.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat May 14, 2011 6:29 pm

...take out restraining orders against him.

If I leave here tomorrow...
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sat May 14, 2011 10:22 pm

You won't be around when Mrs. H. cooks the greatest meal evar!!!11!eleventy-one!!!

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