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How to get the sack…

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Thu May 12, 2011 9:04 pm

Hoping to stop the derail of the "Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0" thread, and with PoN's encouragement, I've moved the new game here!


Tigger_the_Wing wrote:How to get the sack:

If bad lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't if follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, artists' models deposed and dry cleaners depressed?


black bart wrote:I'm trying to think of a Pirate version...
Pirates can be defloated, dehooked, deshipped...got it: debarrrrghed.


Tigger_the_Wing wrote:
black bart wrote:I'm trying to think of a Pirate version...
Pirates can be defloated, dehooked, deshipped...got it: debarrrrghed.


Dispatched? :nefyoobash:


DavidH wrote:Florists are, of course, deflowered.


Roy Hunter wrote:Checkout operators are debagged.

Writers are described.

Hairdressers are departed.

Woo-merchants and other charlatans are demystified.


Ubi Dubius wrote:Attorneys could also be debriefed and judges disrobed.


DavidH wrote:We know priests are defrocked. I think that's rather appropriate. :lol:

EDIT: Arab dictators should be debunkered.


Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Baseball players debased?

Oh, and magistrates could be debeaked.


DavidH wrote:Cricket batsmen decreased?


Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Movie stars defamed…

(I had no idea this was going to be so popular - perhaps I should have started a new game thread?)


pieces o'nine wrote:Great idea, Tig!
Nuisance dogs should be debarked. And debited.


Teachers who don't make the grade would be detested.
Parolees can be debarred.
Porn stars, of course, would be deboned.
Misbehaving politicians would be devoted.
Repentant god-botherers would be detracted.


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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu May 12, 2011 9:20 pm

Ex drycleaners are depressed...
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby PKMKII » Thu May 12, 2011 10:48 pm

Guitarists are strung up.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Uther » Fri May 13, 2011 1:43 am

Pirates are unhooked

Cupboard manufacturers are unhinged
(Or perhaps door to door proselytisers are unhinged) :confused:

Lady's Wear shop assistant is undressed

Comedian sacked unwittingly
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby DavidH » Fri May 13, 2011 3:43 am

Gentlemen's outfitters are unsuited, untied and debriefed.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Uther » Fri May 13, 2011 3:55 am

Ripley sacked for being unbelievable

Narrator sacked for being untold

Exam paper withdrawn because it was uneasy
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Fri May 13, 2011 4:13 am

Chef sacked for being distasteful.

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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby daftbeaker » Fri May 13, 2011 5:33 am

The only one I can think of is shooting instructors are deranged :idiot:
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby DavidH » Fri May 13, 2011 7:32 am

Baseball players are debased.
Ancient Roman governors were depilated.
Neurologists are unnerved.
(Slightly different idea) Abortionists are guilty of deception.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby black bart » Fri May 13, 2011 8:15 am

Guitarists are Highly Strung.

Shakespearean Actors are DeBard
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby DavidH » Fri May 13, 2011 8:38 am

Metal workers are defiled.

Authors are described.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby black bart » Fri May 13, 2011 8:40 am

(sorry this is a naughty one)

Cabin boys are debunked.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby DavidH » Fri May 13, 2011 10:56 am

Bridegrooms are debrided.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Ubi Dubius » Fri May 13, 2011 10:58 am

And jockeys derided?
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby DavidH » Fri May 13, 2011 11:01 am

Fashion models deposed?
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