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Vote for Judge Ubi's Title

Poll ended at Thu May 26, 2011 7:01 am

Any resemblance to PZ Myers is purely coincidental
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10%
File all appeals with Ubi Dubium
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No votes
Hacktivist Judge
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No votes
Ubi Dubius ibi justicia . . . vel utique crustulum
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14%
Set bail, me hearties!
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43%
Legal bald eagle
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No votes
Best wigge in the fleet
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5%
Attorney and Pirate at Law
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29%
 
Total votes : 21

Vote for Judge Ubi's Title

Postby black bart on Thu May 12, 2011 7:01 am

Arrrr...ere's opin for a fair contest loik an speshul dispensashun on thee next elth hinspekshun of me Fish Head Stoo factoree.

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Re: Vote for Judge Ubi's Title

Postby DavidH on Thu May 12, 2011 7:16 am

Voted.
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Re: Vote for Judge Ubi's Title

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Thu May 12, 2011 8:05 am

Voted!

Disappointed that neither of my suggestions is on the list… :bummer:

Not really! They were very silly! :moon:
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Re: Vote for Judge Ubi's Title

Postby Ubi Dubium on Thu May 12, 2011 8:11 am

Also voted. I'll have to get the UbiKids to weigh in with their opinions as well.
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Re: Vote for Judge Ubi's Title

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu May 12, 2011 8:17 am

Are we using FPTP? Or AV? STV? We demand electoral reform!

Also voted.
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Re: Vote for Judge Ubi's Title

Postby black bart on Thu May 12, 2011 10:25 am

Roy Hunter wrote:Are we using FPTP? Or AV? STV? We demand electoral reform!

Also voted.


The Judge's decision is final...er, I mean the outcome of the vote will be entirely fair and democratic.

I still haven't voted.
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Re: Vote for Judge Ubi's Title

Postby TwistedSister on Thu May 12, 2011 10:34 am

Voted.

I thought there would be refreshments afterwards.
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Re: Vote for Judge Ubi's Title

Postby black bart on Thu May 12, 2011 10:44 am

TwistedSister wrote:Voted.

I thought there would be refreshments afterwards.


Indeed we shall all convene at thee Admiral Benbow for lavish beverages on UBI's tab (well that's what happened the last time I was involved in a court case).
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Re: Vote for Judge Ubi's Title

Postby Ubi Dubius on Thu May 12, 2011 4:57 pm

Hmmmmm. 3 to 2 to 2 to 1. Preliminary results indicate it could be a close one, unlike Pieces' or Elvalia's.
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Re: Vote for Judge Ubi's Title

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Thu May 12, 2011 5:16 pm

I'm a sucker for a good pun. Voted.
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Re: Vote for Judge Ubi's Title

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu May 12, 2011 8:15 pm

Oi voted, yer onner.
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Re: Vote for Judge Ubi's Title

Postby Elvalia on Thu May 12, 2011 11:11 pm

Voted. This will be a close one.
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Re: Vote for Judge Ubi's Title

Postby Julius Aurora on Fri May 13, 2011 12:29 am

Blast this conformity. Voted.
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Re: Vote for Judge Ubi's Title

Postby black bart on Fri May 13, 2011 8:43 am

I hath voted...another trebble on ye tabbe bar tender.
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Re: Vote for Judge Ubi's Title

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri May 13, 2011 5:40 pm

Since he didn't indicate a preferred preference I tried to choose the one with a non-parole period.

Yoor 'onner... we 'ereby sentance yee to be named [insert choice here] fer thee term of yee unatural forum life.
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