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Re: All rise.

Postby Ubi Dubius on Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:11 am

Of course, of course. It was a group effort of this highest caliber. Tigger the Wing's contributions were of great value.
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Re: All rise.

Postby bacon on Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:58 am

Congrats on the prophethood!

Hmm....

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Re: All rise.

Postby DavidH on Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:06 pm

Number one judge of pasta
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Re: All rise.

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sat Apr 23, 2011 3:41 pm

ummm tha grate unca ubidoobi
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cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: All rise.

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri May 06, 2011 1:55 pm

"All Rise"
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Re: All rise.

Postby TwistedSister on Fri May 06, 2011 9:50 pm

"He, who shall never judge you on your religious beliefs but only on the stupid crap you've done in your life."
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
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Re: All rise.

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Fri May 06, 2011 10:42 pm

:stupid:

If only it fitted…
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Re: All rise.

Postby black bart on Mon May 09, 2011 5:52 am

ORDER, ORDER...ORDER in court...

We need to select the 8 most guilty looking...er the most highly favoured titles and hang them by the neck at Hexecution Dock!
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Re: All rise.

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Mon May 09, 2011 9:25 am

"Hexecution Doc"
Ye Crows Nest be open fer business me dearies.
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Re: All rise.

Postby DavidH on Mon May 09, 2011 1:11 pm

Ubi Ubi ibi justitia.
Per iurem pro humore
De minimis non curat
Presiding Purveyor of Poetic Justice (Edd)
Chief Justice of Pasta (db)
Ubi Dubius ibi justicia...vel utique crustulum (Edd)
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Re: All rise.

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon May 09, 2011 5:50 pm

Judge Roy Bean... Purveyor of Fine Neckties
or just
Purveyor of Fine Neckties
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: All rise.

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon May 09, 2011 10:41 pm

Judge Ubi, your honor, this would be the time to speak up and make your personal wishes known to all those to whom these presents shall come.

On the other hand, you could PM Black Bart with your preference(s) to stack-er-get them on the poll list, if you want to maintain a public facade of impartiality...
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Re: All rise.

Postby black bart on Tue May 10, 2011 7:18 am

Ahem...Point of Order...see me in my chambers at once.
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Re: All rise.

Postby Elvalia on Tue May 10, 2011 11:48 am

^ Giggity?
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Re: All rise.

Postby Ubi Dubius on Tue May 10, 2011 12:09 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:Judge Ubi, your honor, this would be the time to speak up and make your personal wishes known to all those to whom these presents shall come.

On the other hand, you could PM Black Bart with your preference(s) to stack-er-get them on the poll list, if you want to maintain a public facade of impartiality...

Here are the ones I like best:

Any resemblance to PZ Myers is purely coincidental
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