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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Kitysrblk on Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:02 pm

Granted. You now spot every error in everything and everyone, including yourself. You commit suicide to fix you errors.


I wish my boyfriend would move in with me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby TwistedSister on Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:39 pm

Granted he does but his Mother moves in with you as well.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Julius Aurora on Sun Apr 24, 2011 11:36 pm

Granted. Unfortunately the genetic reversal technology isn't quite ready yet, and you are left with only one nostril.

I wish I had a longer holiday.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Kitysrblk on Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:22 pm

Granted. You're fired, have a nice long holiday.

I wish I could have a Mountain Dew: Code Red.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Uther on Thu Apr 28, 2011 2:16 am

Granted..... :drinking: .. but it doesn't stop at one... you become addicted... start a career in crime... minor theft at first.. but soon mixing with hardened criminals... end up charged with grand theft and first degree murder.. currently incarcerated and on death row awaiting execution! If only you had NOT started with that one "Mountain Dew: Code Red". :paranoid:

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:59 am

Really? It's ten to nine in the morning here. How odd.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Thu Apr 28, 2011 5:42 am

Granted. You spend so long in the sun you get a malignant melanoma.

I wish dinner would prepare and cook itself, and then serve itself to everyone.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Julius Aurora on Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:27 am

Granted. The technology for self preparing/serving food is created by Bart industries. Fish 'ead Stoo for everyone!

I wish the Chasers coverage of the royal wedding hadn't been canceled.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Uther on Fri Apr 29, 2011 7:58 pm

Granted... you got to see the damned wedding in its boring entirety.

I wish the royal family would tell better jokes and sing more often.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby gronank on Sun May 01, 2011 1:24 pm

Granted: every future public appearence they do will be in the form of Elvis impersonators.
(well actually, that would be quite awesome)
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun May 01, 2011 2:50 pm

Granted. I die of a malignant melanoma as a result (Hi, Tigger!).

I wish the washing machine would stop beeping when you shout at it, instead of me having to get up and turn it off.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby gronank on Sun May 01, 2011 3:16 pm

(I wonder how difficult it would be to hotwire a washing machine to a microcontroller and to connect it to the local WLAN allowing access and control of the machine from the internet)

granted, you're now not only lazy but also have a sore throat.

I wish chocolates was healthy food.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby farfalla on Mon May 02, 2011 12:10 am

easy - dark chocolate is good for you -
now that you know you go on a predominately all dark chocolate diet and suffer the worst case of constipation ever known in Australia

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ubi Dubius on Mon May 02, 2011 7:59 am

Granted. I bet you thought you'd get something sarcastic!

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sat May 14, 2011 3:25 am

(Waves guiltily at Roy)

Granted,

Everything you wish for is flimed and ends up on YouTube.

I wish that the boys wouldn't spend quite so much time on MMORPGs.
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