All rise.

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Re: All rise.

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:29 am

pieces o'nine wrote:
Ubi Dubius wrote:I don't pick on you! I think you're projecting. Have a cookie.


Are you ... sentencing ... her to have a cookie?

Fetch.....THE COMFY CHAIR! :shocked:
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But why is the rum gone?!
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Re: All rise.

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:15 am

:lol:

That's the best suggestion so far, DB!
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Re: All rise.

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:32 am

My suggestions:

Judge Ubi "No that's not a gavel under my robe" Dubi

Honorable District Judge "Let's play hide the gavel."

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Re: All rise.

Postby Edd on Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:08 am

Ubi Dubius ibi justicia...vel utique crustulum.

(Where there is Dubius, there is justice...or at least cookies.)
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Re: All rise.

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:47 pm

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Re: All rise.

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:35 pm

Come on guys!!!! Wake up! Ubi is up for Prophet and no one has had any suggestions since Nef Yoo?????????
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Re: All rise.

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:11 pm

Hall roigt, hall roight. Sum better sugjestyuns it is then:

Judge not, that's my job.

Set bail, me hearties

I'm bailing as fast as I can!

Now ye lubbers, toppe THEM iff ye can.
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Re: All rise.

Postby DavidH on Fri Apr 15, 2011 4:06 am

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Re: All rise.

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Apr 15, 2011 5:45 am

I'll be the judge of that.

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Re: All rise.

Postby Ubi Dubius on Fri Apr 15, 2011 6:02 am

Roy Hunter wrote:(I'm going to get into trouble for this one)

That's right, Roy - I'll cut you off at the knees! Oh wait, too late!
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Re: All rise.

Postby DavidH on Fri Apr 15, 2011 6:09 am

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Re: All rise.

Postby black bart on Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:35 am

Just remember who knitted your wig...er, created your avatar*

5000 posts...who's have thought it possible. I remember the early years when UBI was but a Court Clerk with ne'r a gavel to his name...

How about 'Best Wigge in thee Fleet'?


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Re: All rise.

Postby StJason on Mon Apr 18, 2011 3:34 pm

Big deal.

I have the power of summary plank walking and keel hauling.

If I'm really clever, I might even be able to get it done to someone else.
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Re: All rise.

Postby Ubi Dubius on Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:19 pm

black bart wrote:Just remember who knitted your wig...er, created your avatar*

5000 posts...who's have thought it possible. I remember the early years when UBI was but a Court Clerk with ne'r a gavel to his name...

How about 'Best Wigge in thee Fleet'?


*Bart Hindustries at yer service...Avatars to thee Kynge...by Royal Happointment...also Royal Appointments Documentashun Forged

I still don't have a gavel. Of course I remember and appreciate Bart Industries' tremendous efforts on my behalf resulting in the finest avatar northwest of Tortuga. I'd ask you to update it, but I'd lose my titanic dimensions.
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Re: All rise.

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Tue Apr 19, 2011 2:41 am

Ubi Dubius wrote:
black bart wrote:Just remember who knitted your wig...er, created your avatar*

5000 posts...who's have thought it possible. I remember the early years when UBI was but a Court Clerk with ne'r a gavel to his name...

How about 'Best Wigge in thee Fleet'?


*Bart Hindustries at yer service...Avatars to thee Kynge...by Royal Happointment...also Royal Appointments Documentashun Forged

I still don't have a gavel. Of course I remember and appreciate Bart Industries' tremendous efforts on my behalf resulting in the finest avatar northwest of Tortuga. I'd ask you to update it, but I'd lose my titanic dimensions.


And remember who modified your avatar so the face was that of Davros… :whistle:
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