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Re: Are "Pirate" and "Gay" Interchangeable Tags?

Postby Uther on Sat Mar 26, 2011 12:02 am

Fair enough, my dear... we all has our "needs" an' I'm sure Errol is dab 'and at whippin' up a soufflé or hemming the lace curtains.
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Re: Are "Pirate" and "Gay" Interchangeable Tags?

Postby black bart on Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:45 am

Arrgh I be gettin out o this thread...it be loik bein caught between a pair o 400 gun Galleons tryin ta blo each uvver to Davy Jones's Locker.
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Re: Are "Pirate" and "Gay" Interchangeable Tags?

Postby Uther on Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:09 am

An analogy "closer to home" might be... stayin' out of the sheep field in tupping season :mob:

Every thinking man can see... the very fact that PoN is the top Pyrite in these waters is proof of a certain gayness in the pirate profession.... women feel more comfortable, and achieve, in professions NOT dominated by testosterone and heterosexual sexual competitiveness.

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Re: Are "Pirate" and "Gay" Interchangeable Tags?

Postby black bart on Mon Mar 28, 2011 11:12 am

Talk to thee hook matey...the face aint listnin.
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Re: Are "Pirate" and "Gay" Interchangeable Tags?

Postby Uther on Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:31 pm

So... how come one of the "Village People" was a Pirate?

And their big hit...... "In the Navy"
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Re: Are "Pirate" and "Gay" Interchangeable Tags?

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:01 am

Ever' village 'as sum peeple wot be moor hinterestin, loike, than yer hordinairy taxpayin sit tizzens. Hit 'as nuffink t'do wif pyrates, hexspeshully.
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Re: Are "Pirate" and "Gay" Interchangeable Tags?

Postby Uther on Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:19 am

The point, my dear, is that the "Village People" in question are (every last one man-jack of em)... "interesting".

They are a "gathering together" of "interesting" types..... one of the "interesting" sub-groups (types) is "Pirate"
QED

(It's not as if I mind "interesting" people... just sayin' Pirates are.)
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Re: Are "Pirate" and "Gay" Interchangeable Tags?

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:35 am

Yer seems t'be quite hexersized about awl this.

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Re: Are "Pirate" and "Gay" Interchangeable Tags?

Postby Uther on Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:50 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Yer seems t'be quite hexersized about awl this.

'Ave ye consulted wif a speshulist about yer hobseshun?


I am a speshulist :lol:

I'm in it just for the arguin'

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Re: Are "Pirate" and "Gay" Interchangeable Tags?

Postby PKMKII on Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:52 am

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Re: Are "Pirate" and "Gay" Interchangeable Tags?

Postby black bart on Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:22 am

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Well OK...there was Blackbeard's brother "Shirtlifter Jack".
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Re: Are "Pirate" and "Gay" Interchangeable Tags?

Postby DavidH on Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:55 am

And there was Mincing Malachi, the gayest blaggard ever to sail the main. On seeing his frilly pink tops'ls bearing down on them, even really butch captains would hoist up their looming thrums and beat off downwind (to use the technical terminology). Alas, in 1647 he was killed by a 12-pounder handbag fired from the forward carronade of his arch-enemy "Pillow Biter" Rupert McNaughty, Liverpool's strangest buccaneer and part-time dress designer.

Malachi was buried at sea, and they do say as how the flowers was very tasteful.
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Re: Are "Pirate" and "Gay" Interchangeable Tags?

Postby black bart on Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:01 am

This aint elpin our cause mateys but now I come ta think on it...

ye've heard of Them dastardly Barbary Pirates...well has ye heard of...The Barbie Pirates?

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...and that's Ken!
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Re: Are "Pirate" and "Gay" Interchangeable Tags?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Thu Mar 31, 2011 2:51 pm

ken worley wrote:OK, forum "Pirate"s....

Explain away the following ten evidences that pirate culture, as a whole, is a thinly veiled cloak for gayness.

10- "16 men on a dead man's chest"....Sick. And aren't all these "sea chanties" just a more-watery 'glee-club'?



SEXTEEN!

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ye muss b a berry speshull pywit unca kinny
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alla us udder pywitz juss git fiveteen sleepy men ta sit on dare treshsir chessis !
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cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: Are "Pirate" and "Gay" Interchangeable Tags?

Postby farfalla on Tue Apr 05, 2011 1:07 am

as many a frustrated pirate has been heard to exclaim (with feeling)

and I quote,

"Bugger, bugger, BUGGER"

(pirates --- underpants? ---- doubtful ---- let em hang, let em swing - loose and free, as fsm made em)
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