Are "Pirate" and "Gay" Interchangeable Tags?

[pieces o'nine]

May oi remynde thee gentilmen pyrates that Errol Flynn were me oan cabbin bouy, an oi vouches fer 'im.

[Uther]

We need proof that he ever hoisted his jolly roger in your harbour!

Black bart tells a tale of "walking the plank" with Erol!

[pieces o'nine]

Yarrrgh, if yer gonna beleeve wot Bart sais, oi 'as some shares in thee Fish Head Stoo industree t'sell ye!


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Oi sais oi vouches fer 'im.
Oi dint sais why.

[Uther]

An' ye be 'mazed if yer gonna beleeve wot Errol Flynn sais !

He plays a different tune down the Saucy Sailors Tavern on "Men Only" night!

[black bart]

An' ye be 'mazed if yer gonna beleeve wot Errol Flynn sais !

He plays a different tune down the Saucy Sailors Tavern on "Men Only" night!

Arrgh ye be goin too far now matey...I challenges ye to duel...wiv PON! (legs it back into thee hadmiral Benbow bar disguised as a nun).

[pieces o'nine]

Oi 'as alwais 'ad faythe in Errol.




An 'ere 'e be, posin strait as an arrow, loike!

[Uther]

Look ye besotted bint!

I`ll take yer word fer th' fact that yer cabin boy be a dab hand at sailin' his ship into harbour (any old one will do), but he has a reputation on th' Poop Deck too!!

Besides pyritin` e`s well known fer ` adventures up th' Kyber Pass an' many other swashbucklin' places!

[Uther]

An' ye be 'mazed if yer gonna beleeve wot Errol Flynn sais !

He plays a different tune down the Saucy Sailors Tavern on "Men Only" night!

Arrgh ye be goin too far now matey...I challenges ye to duel...wiv PON! (legs it back into thee hadmiral Benbow bar disguised as a nun).

Right oh!!!!

PoN's at dawn it is!!!!!

I get first choice of weapon... I chose the FSM PoN........ who you got?

[pieces o'nine]

HIt be against bored regulashuns fer me t'hingayge wif thee riff-raff, loike.

Ye may duel amonkst yerselves, if yer keen on that sorrrght ov hacktivity.

[Uther]

I wusn't really gonna use such a "Weapon of Masculine Destruction" as your fine self in this trifling duel....
Evoking your name alone obviously worked as a deterrent.... reliable sources report Bart buying new underpants and maintaining a low profile.

[black bart]

Me? buy new undergarments??!!!!! I moight go so far as ta give em a rinse in thee solent...

[Uther]

See!!

Gay!!

REAL MEN don't wash their underpants

That's what FSM gave us wenches for!

[pieces o'nine]

Washin' mens unmenshunables!-?-!
Oi *larfs* in yer gen'ral suvvern dye wreck shun!

Real wenches jest throws 'em out -- wif or wivout thee pyrates still attached duzzint really matter none. We 'as better things to do wif arrrgh tyme, loike.

Oi be disappointd in ye, Uther.

[Uther]

I guess that means I won`t be gettin' th' job as yer hairdresser or disignin' new curtains fer yer ship?

Fer that ye will need a gay gentleman o' fortune

[pieces o'nine]

* smiles serenely *
Oi 'as Errol fer all that sort ov thing.