Well, there is always Touched By His Noodly Appendage
by Pirates R Us...http://shiitakemushroomsmusic.bandcamp. ... um/red-box
Pirates grow few, over the years
Spaghetti Monster, is shedding tears
His wrath doth descend, every morning
Turns up the global warming
La la la la...
We sing our praises to thee!
Pull up the anchor
Raise the sails and we're off!
Guide the ship slow and steady
Is a checkerboard tablecloth
In the sky - we can fly
So praise be to thee, Oh Noodly Master
May we reach the beer volcano faster
We'll kneel down, and pray to thee
In your stripper factory
Repent all ye sinners, ye women and men
Dress like a pirate, and say "Ramen!"
He'll reach down from heaven with noodly ease
Anoint you with parmesan cheese