Amusing Euphemisms for Human* Genitalia

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Re: Amusing Euphemisms for Human* Genitalia

Postby PKMKII on Thu Mar 17, 2011 6:11 pm

Male: Bait and tackle

Elvalia wrote:For females: in regular conversation I refer to it as my cooch, cooter, muchimoo, or mustn't-touch-it. If I'm being boring, it's the vag. More amusing but seldom used, the beaver. It's a matter of national pride, those Great Canadian Beavers.


Hey, who doesn't want to pet a warm, furry beaver?
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Re: Amusing Euphemisms for Human* Genitalia

Postby Julius Aurora on Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:16 am

:stupid:

We all know that the female sex is simply, the Bermuda triangle.
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Re: Amusing Euphemisms for Human* Genitalia

Postby Uther on Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:32 am

Kevin Bloody Wilson (Australian Poet and word-smith) gives what I think is the final word on Female Genitalia...
"Gateway to her guts"
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Re: Amusing Euphemisms for Human* Genitalia

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Mar 18, 2011 3:19 pm

ummm
i godda fine sum annamissin fer unka farty
ee wonts ta noe ware
ee gunna fine a heet seekin moystur missel
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: Amusing Euphemisms for Human* Genitalia

Postby DavidH on Fri Mar 18, 2011 3:29 pm

"Lady garden" is common here nowadays. It was recently mentioned on Top Gear together with "gentleman sausage".
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Re: Amusing Euphemisms for Human* Genitalia

Postby black bart on Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:17 pm

I ope riggin aint such a oofemisam cos I used it in anuvver context loik!
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Re: Amusing Euphemisms for Human* Genitalia

Postby PKMKII on Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:10 pm

Male: Cash and Prizes
undercarriage

Also: http://www.uta.fi/FAST/GC/sex-scat.html
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Re: Amusing Euphemisms for Human* Genitalia

Postby black bart on Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:35 am

Dickinsons...

ie I kicked him in the Dickinsons.
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Re: Amusing Euphemisms for Human* Genitalia

Postby Uther on Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:22 am

"Jacobs"
(Rhyming slang: Jacob's Crackers = knackers)
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Re: Amusing Euphemisms for Human* Genitalia

Postby DavidH on Tue Mar 22, 2011 12:17 pm

Gent's full set = "the last turkey in the shop". Often used by Peter Sellers in The Goon Show.
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Re: Amusing Euphemisms for Human* Genitalia

Postby black bart on Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:42 am

onaniser?
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