Abdallah originated from present day Syria where his statue was recently beheaded by IS extremists. All a bit late I'm afraid because he died about one thousand years ago. Candace the Queen of Ethiopia ensured the Epistle of Abdallah makes light of day here. Monobaz
The Epistle According to Abdallah
“Among the crumbling ruins of the creeds,
The scout upon his camel played his reeds,
And called out to his people – “Let us hence!”
The pasture here is full of noxious weeds!”
Abdallah Al-Ma’arri (973-1057CE)
Abdallah 1. Histories: The First Dark Emanation and Genocide.
1:01 It came to pass some 2000 years ago that James the Just was judicially murdered by stoning;
1:02 The barbaric outrage was instigated by high priest Ananus (II) in collusion with the Roman puppet ruler, Agrippa
1:03 Wherefore this sinister transgression and other social iniquities verily sparked the first Jewish revolution against Roman rule
1:04 And the Romans and their Herodian allies didst smite one million Jews,
1:05 Others were enslaved, dispossessed and evicted from their Judean homelands by Roman proclamation.
1:06 It came to pass the Roman and Herodian scribes, Luke and Paul to name but two, rewrote the history to cover-up the genocide,
1:07 And if their deluded new covenant in cannibalism (drinking the blood/eating the body) is to be believed, it beseemeth only one good man and two bandits died
1:08 And verily by Matthew’s sleight of hand (Matt.27:25), the blood is cynically transferred to the Jews and all future generations thereof; and the genocide is perpetuated ad infinitum.
1:09 May those who believe Matthew’s filthy lies and the scurrilous drivel of the other evil scribes be enwrapped in overwhelming shame and disgrace
1:10 For the Jews hath been parted from their vesture and verily smoted ever since.
1:11 And so began the christian myth; its popularity flourished in a fertile field of ignorance.
1:12 Think ye they came to cast peace on the earth? Nay! They cast division and horror,
1:13 They pressed and persecuted the non-believers exceedingly
1:14 Until such time the god-fearers ruled the world; they plunged her into great darkness
1:15 To the detriment of the Jews and Pagans and innocents; they all suffered great afflictions
1:16 Pagans and Jews were murdered by the thousands; innocents were routinely tortured to death simply for disbelieving the unbelievable.
1:17 The magnificent library of Alexandria the christians they didst burn; the entire world’s knowledge therein was turned to a pile of ash
1:18 Owing to the frenzied attacks by the ruling christian fanatics, mankind was all but torn asunder
1:19 And now without so much as an apology, the god-fearing zealots would have us return to the said bleak and torturous past
1:20 And for this cause, therefore, and with surety, they wish to turn the clarity of our minds into hocus-pocus and create further intellectual waste.
1:21 Woe unto you who teach the doctrines of error and to those who seize on the words of doctrines of error for ye will be cast into the outer darkness.
1:22 May we once more enjoy wild animal sports; christians versus lions springs to mind.
Abdallah 2. Histories: Rising of the Second Dark Emanation.
2:01 It came to pass near fourteen hundred years ago that a rampant backsliding turncoat and his murderous clan were soundly evicted from Mecca for proclaiming the backslider’s nonsensical creed.
2:02 And they found not their way to their own dwelling place but were given shelter in Medina owing to the generous consent of the peaceful Arab and Jewish inhabitants who resided therein.
2:03 And it was at Medina that the backslider acquired from the Diaspora Jews insightful insights into matters of religion; and there he refined his insidious doctrine.
2:04 It came to pass the turncoat was running short of funds so he didst conspire
2:05 And conflict he didst inspire; he turned resident against resident, Arabs against Jews; until the Jews they all were slaughtered by the said ruthless pariah.
2:06 The possessions of the murdered men were distributed amongst the assailants; the women were bound in fetters of misery and sold into the hands of their foes. (Sound familiar?)
2:07 It came to pass the stash of stolen shekels also didst dwindle
2:08 And the doer of violence convinced his band of ruthless rabble that caravans bound for Mecca they must verily harass and rob
2:09 And the backslider’s profits grew in line with his insatiable greed.
2:10 Villages and cities were targeted next and eventually Mecca she didst fall.
2:11 So began the marauding murdering robber cult where men were murdered for their possessions and women raped and sold into slavery
2:12 And the second dark emanation expanded almost to beyond the limits of expansion;
2:13 They robbed until the booty was all but gone and murdered and raped and pillaged until there were none left to slay.
2:14 Now the self-righteous imams; billygoats with their long white beards, claim they are superior.
2:15 They distort and contort and purport to know, what frankly they know not
2:16 The only knowledge they hath attained was verily stolen from the Jews and Greeks!
2:17 For “To give Islam the credit of Averroes and other illustrious Muslim thinkers, who passed half their lives in prison, in forced hiding, in disgrace, whose books were burned and whose writings were almost suppressed by theological authority, is as if one were to ascribe to the Christian Inquisition the discoveries of Galileo, and a whole scientific development which it was not able to prevent.” (Joseph Ernest Renan, 1823-1892.)
2:18 Let us into the schools now the imams bleat; we wish to spew forth our version
2:19 So thy kids they do not learn but are verily brainwashed about the virtues of the violent one and his murdering thieving robber cult,
2:20 For thy evil islamic gurus are like the conduit of a latrine, that is, clean without and foul within.
2:21 May this shadow of death be constrained with bolts of iron and locked within circles to deny them forever from ruling our lot!
Abdallah 3. Histories: The Age of Enlightenment.
3:01 Hearken now that I may share with you an insightful mystery
3:02 Men of sound mind have always prevailed despite the rein of the dark emanations, in eastern and western spheres
3:03 And the priests and imams and earthly rulers do rightfully perceive the free thinkers as a threat to their secure positions
3:04 For the wolves in sheep’s clothing require an atmosphere of obedience so that they may prey on the lambs of their flocks.
3:05 It is with accusations of blasphemy and threats of austere punishments the billygoats and god-fearers confront the Pagans and non-believers and aim to suppress and instil abject fear.
3:06 So it came to pass the free men formed a secret union; they aimed to understand the universe, scientific methods were at the group’s core (seek that ye may find);
3:07 As too were notions of human rights, freely elected leadership and a secular way of life,
3:08 Where free men are not intimidated with great intimidations nor suppressed with great suppressions
3:09 But are encouraged to seek and learn and understand to the betterment of mankind.
3:10 It is during this present time of enlightenment that the Flying Spaghetti Monster She didst emerge
3:11 Yea, a new deity came forth from within without of Her own thirteenth mystery. Rejoice now and exult.
3:12 And it was the prophet Bobby Henderson who in a vision didst see,
3:13 The father, the son and ghostly candlestick maker,
3:14 Three spirits jump out of a rotten potato!
3:15 For they didst attempt to repossess the children from within the schools of secular bliss.
3:16 Now the prophet makes it clear to all his tolerance of the old religions; may he be raised on high
3:17 But I say not, it’s all tommy-rot and suffer me that I may speaketh before thee.
3:18 The Pagans didst recognise the new emanation in light, all homage be to Thee almighty FSM,
3:19 For She art the One truly as righteous as Melchisedek.
3:20 We beseech Thee they didst say and we pray that ye flay all religious fools and zealots for their atrocities and hate, may their prayers be unto them for a trap that they receiveth the opposite of their want and yearning,
3:21 Until such time they shake with great fear and fall upon their knees and repent
3:22 So we Pagans canst rejoice in great joy with thirty-nine amens and exalt Thee exceedingly.
3:23 And the FSM didst perceive the need to restrain the rulers of the dark emanations, those abominations who sustain themselves on free divine secular manner and aim to white-ant the cohesive social structure from within;
3:24 And the FSM didst hear the sighing of the tormented peoples and despiseth not those harassed by the snarling hanifs and christians.
3:25 Let the FSM smite the chaotic emanations with their pitiless powers, may She sew their sly lips tight and strike them dumb and infest their decaying dwellings with basilisks.
Abdallah 4. Warnings.
4:01 Bring forth the word and find yourself for it is written in scripture that a time will come when the FSM will verily strip the powers from the dark emanations and dwell here on Earth in matter.
4:02 She will change the sphere of the dark ones forever so that they may knoweth nothing from now on, for they know close to nothing now!
4:03 Be afraid you rulers of religions and other evil doers and henceforth take flight
4:04 For the FSM is becometh angry and beginning to shine exceedingly bright!
4:05 As I have said aforetime, the FSM is becoming as a demon; it is not for us mortals to understand the mystery in which She exists
4:06 And as of the 39th moon of Tybi and precisely on the 13th day in June,
4:07 She will withdraw Her glory unto Herself and becometh like the bloody mad hatter!
4:08 Now it is time to heed The FSM’s caution, so hearken all ye sorcerers who have transgressed and accomplished great evil with thy lawless deeds and be saved from great chastisements.
4:09 Standeth by the FSM for with Her is redemption and She will draw the Pagans out of this earthly snare,
4:10 And She will not endure the rulers of the inferiors consuming greater than their allotted portion.
4:11 It is written in scripture that Yaldabaoth will instigate great agitation between the rulers who vehemently oppress and persecute the Pagans;
4:12 His evilness will set one dark emanation against the other, and woe, their cruel souls will forthwith and forever dwell in the dark tents of Kedar.
4:13 Understand ye that those who have invoked dark injustice will have it come down on their collective pates and they shall be brought low because of their iniquities.
4:14 So be warned all ye who sit in darkness, the time draws nigh when your powers will dwindle and cease and only then will truth sprout forth from the earth and there will be global peace.
4:15 Incline thine ears then and hear this proclamation ye ruthless pair of inferior emanations before ye cause destruction utter and complete.
4:16 You who accuse others of heresy are the true essence of the word!
4:17 Now it is time for your foul superstitions to be banished forever for the power of the FSM hath prophesied aforetime concerning it.
Abdallah 5. The Ascention.
5:01 On that fateful 39th moon of Tybi we all fell down in adoration and beseeched Her,
5:02 Oh Sacred Mother, whither hast thou lovingness gone?
5:03 She sayeth: “I have gone to the regions from which I have come forth for this authority I hath given unto myself,
5:04 To change the influences of the two dark emanations, chaotic, hateful and evil that they be and revoke them soundly and exceedingly
5:05 And confound them with squares and triangles and polygons and all kinds of baffling scientific stuff so that thereafter they may know not what’s what.”
5:06 There was no measure of the FSM for She cameth out of the last mystery from within without according to the orders of the 13th space.
5:07 And it came to pass on that 39th moon of Tybi that the most holy emanation ascended unto heaven
5:08 Without hesitation all the evil rulers therein fell into great agitation,
5:09 Wherefore the dark emanations and tyrants didst run hither and thither because they were confounded in confusion and in great fear of the magnificence of the FSM; and She didst show their combined confusions to be nothing but a bloody disgrace.
5:10 Moreover upon Her ascension the great and invisible FSM hath expanded in harmony with the universe and we rejoiced with great joy from our bended knees,
5:11 And She made discourse with us in openness and without similitude via a smouldering apparition according to the orders of the 13th space;
5:12 The sacred virgin didst not have a ghost come upon her and she didst not have to receive the bastard without complaint.
5:13 It standeth written in the scripture of the FSM who we call great that She didst rise to draw power from herself without.
5:14 She blended it with the invisibles so that She might draw upon Her magic power located in the 39th realm
5:15 And bound it tight to the old-speak gods so that they must atone for their indulgences and mortal sins.
5:16 When She was come out of the height all the horoscope-casters and other evil doers were made to draw nigh to Thee for Thy commandment hath been given,
5:17 And She didst constrain the dark rulers so that they could not indulge in chaos with their instruments of death.
5:18 Furthermore She didst come into the midst of the rulers of religions and verily with their own soul destroying persecutions made them devour the refuse of their own matter in order that they canst no longer savour hate.
5:19 And The Great One from within without, made the entire religious rabble suffer 39 amen’s and afflicted them all with gout!
5:20 Oh wondrous FSM the ineffable One in the fullness of Her fullnesses, we giveth songs of praise unto Thee for Thou art blessed.
Abdallah 6. Teachings.
6:01 The great FSM discoursed with the hanifs and christians in openness and generously,
6:02 Teaching both that they should exist in harmony,
6:03 She explained the inexplicable so that they may rejoice and exult from this time on.
6:04 She saith: “When you are alive enjoy being alive because when you are dead you are surely gone.
6:05 Rejoice now in all your orders and in all your regions and be not afraid so that we all may dwelleth on Earth peacefully thereon.”
6:06 The rulers rejoiced in great joy and exulted and said: be not wroth with us oh wondrous FSM
6:07 And they fell down to their knees and adored Her and thus wailing in unison they said: “Lordess, give commandment unto us that we may speak in open discourse with Thee so that we may receiveth Thy glorious decision”,
6:08 Her Holiness who hadst numerous radiant vestures to clothe Herself therewith, didst consent,
6:09 Saying: “this is the word on which thou dost question me with such precision”.
6:10 Is’t Thou a being of intelligent design who created Thyself or art Thou an overgrown monkey clothed in shiny firmament?
6:11 Oh mystery for whose sake the universe hath arisen, come unto us hither for we are one and the same.
6:12 Blessed are we for Thou in thy immeasurable glory mayst reveal the answer unto us,
6:13 Come all ye therefore quickly, especially those who art holier than thou
6:14 So ye canst receiveth this story, forthwith, in the here and now.
6:15 Haste thee therefore clothe thyself with this knowledge and to us come quickly that thee mayst receive other insightful insights.
6:16 The christians and hanifs were truly astonished and marvelled exceedingly.
6:17 Praise be to the interiors which are without within and within without
6:18 Lo, for She has not yet sent us our vesture cried the hanif chicky-babes with their veils drawn tight
6:19 How hath the Lordess of the universe passed us by?
6:20 Be not afraid, take courage it is I spake the Invisible One who was shining with all Her virtuous might for there was no measure for the light which was about Her.
6:21 Harm will not come nigh unto thee; that is of course unless thee discourse thou hath no remorse for denying thy master intercourse after last night’s main course.
6:22 And it came to pass the sun was arisen in the west as the Invisible One’s total ascent had emanated all emanations over to the right.
Abdallah 7. Revelations.
7:01 Incline thine ears to my supplication and hearken therefore that I may make proclamation now and discourse with thee in plain and open-speak:
7:02 To all thy insidious religious sects with thy creepy weirdo ways, learn to recognise the truth when it is staring thee right in the beak. For are ye completely ignorant?
7:03 Thy ridiculous social experiments, where you burned and unlearned and murdered and plundered and buggered little boys have failed. (Selah)
7:04 Make therefore now thy minds becometh understanding for this cause then were ye in doubt aforetime.
7:05 Amen, amen, I say unto you: Be not deluded in delusions and henceforth renounce thy error riddled ways for ye know not what the FSM wilt do according to the circles of the rulers Thee hath just sayeth unto you.
7:06 Pay now for your own kids’ unsubstantiated brow beating bible bashing prattle but don’t inflict it on mine,
7:07 And keep thy sodding religious nonsense out of public education lest the vine of thy sustenance should shrivel up and die.
7:08 For these enlightenments the FSM didst cast wisdom into the womb of your mothers so that you may bring it into the world.
7:09 Amen, amen, I say unto you: All ye religious fools now have my permission to free thy minds.
7:10 Understand ye in what matter I discourse with you?
7:11 Other than that I couldn’t give a fuck what you do.
7:12 Lots of love, Abdallah.
Hanifs are stumbling, Christians all astray
Jews bewildered, magicians far on error’s way.
We mortals are composed of two great schools
Enlightened knaves or else religious fools.
Abdallah Al-Ma’arri (973-1057CE)
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