Catch!

[daftbeaker]

Crabfat, lovely I'll use it to grease glassware joints.

I throw the next poster a copy of that classic 1948 text Vacuum Manipulation of Volatile Compounds.

[Ravi Oli]

"Wot's this book on yer coffee table, Roy?" I ask.
"Oh that... it wasn't the sort of 'vacuum manipulation' I was thinking about."

Quietly leaves book to next poster to determine the origin of those suspicious stains...

[Uther]

Wow!

Wowee wow wow......"Vacuum Manipulation of Volatile Compounds"

Brings back happy memories of days "In the Lab" making lovely over-proof hooch with gentle(40 degC) distillation under vacuum. Pictures of Quick Fit adaptors and tubes of silicone grease quite evocative...*Sigh*

*Assemble a "Quick Fit" distillation set up in 33 seconds (with my eyes shut)*
*Throw 250 ml of EtOH 60% v/v to next poster*

[Tigger_the_Wing]

Excellent! Just what I needed to remove the greasy residue left on the hob by the oven cleaner!

*Passes out from the fumes but not before throwing the manky cleaning cloth at the next poster*

[bacon]

Ewwwwwwwwwwww! I'll just through this into the next batch of fish hed stoo, it will probably improve the flavor.

Tosses a bowl of stoo to the next poster.

[Uther]

* Hold a lighted match over the stoo...to burn off volatile toxins*

Luckily that leaves the bowl empty.

*Throw empty (hot) bowl to next poster*

[gronank]

*wonders what to do with an empty bowl*
*cools it down and plants a nice Orchidaceae flower in it*
*leaves it for the next poster to admire*

[Ravi Oli]

There's orchids in Sveden? Must be a fake. Uses bowl to shape foil anti-mind control beanie and leaves roll of aluminium foil for next poster

[Uther]

Great! Just what I need.

*Joining in with popular hysteria, I fashion a complete foil "Nuclear Hazard proof suit"*

(Can't be too careful what with the Japs all melting down and all)

*Throw empty cardboard roll-form at next poster*

[gronank]

*Puts some mirrors in and creates an kaleidoscope*
* puts som diamonds in to give it some nice sparkle*
*gives it to the next poster*

[pieces o'nine]

* thanks gronank very much for the award *

* thanks god for the raw talent, and everyone else who helped me reach this pinnacle of success *

* throws some of my people at the next poster's people *

[Ravi Oli]

Our people touched base as requested. Both sides brought their 'A' game and took it to the next level. They hit the ground running, never looked like dropping the ball. Each side presented value-added propositions for a win-win outcome, but thinking outside the box at the end of the day in a paradigm shift, they decided that, in today's highly competitive market, best practice was to make us redundant...

See you and next poster in dole queue...

[Ham Nox]

Present.

With a Pipe Bomb.

LET'S PLAY HOT POTATO!

[Tigger_the_Wing]

"Let's NOT" says I, throwing the pipe bomb at the next poster.

[Ravi Oli]

Dodged Tigger's 'pass the parcel pipe bomb' and let it fall into a deep ocean trench off Japan.

Shouldn't do any harm there...