Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

[pieces o'nine]

* suggests ^ see a qualified orthodontist *

[black bart]

^hits PON over the Tiara with an even bigger word (er...think Bart think...er 'Teapot'?)

[Uther]

So...... Black-arse-bart! It's war.......with..with... kitchenalia?

*I arm myself with my Paisley Tea Cosy (shield) and my weapon of choice... a Teflon Fish Slice (long handled)*

* "We Who are about to die, salute you".... let battle commence*

[Roy Hunter]

*Smacks Uther with a George Foreman grill, then bundles him into the Tagine of Death*

[daftbeaker]

*Offers everyone a choice*

Cake or death?

[Ubi Dubius]

Cake, please.

*chokes to death*

You said "or"!

[Uther]

I have the ultimate "Northern" weapon of culinary destruction!

*I fire off a salvo of stale Unsworth Pork Pies*

[pieces o'nine]

* carefully calculates trajectories and fires bundles of empty book boxes at all suspicious parties *

[gronank]

*reexamining ^'s calculations and does not worry at all about any projectiles*

[Qwertyuiopasd]

*buys db a round to keep him occupied so I can get back to my homework instead of arguing about the color purple.*

[pieces o'nine]

* evilly intones * "As you can see, my young apprentice, your calculations regarding my calculations have failed"

* gloatingly adds * "Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL book carton barrage!"

[Qwertyuiopasd]

Do I really look like a guy with a plan?

1. buy a few cans of gas
2. buy a couple of bullets
3. ???
4. Kill the Batman.

[Julius Aurora]

*Enters the Justice League of America*

Batman: Try it.

[Tigger_the_Wing]

*Sneaks out from under Batman's cloak under cover of the confusion caused by PoN's swirling book cartons, chucks a pan of boiling home-made vegetable soup at the other combatants and swiftly returns to hiding*

[black bart]

Incorporates the boiling vegetable soup into the Fish Head Stoo cauldron and prods Tigger with the ladle.