10,000 (more) Commandments

[Julius Aurora]

9218: Thou shall not drive 60km in a 110km zone. EVER!

[daftbeaker]

9297: Thou shalt not eat spicy curry the night before a full work day.

[Ubi Dubius]

9296: Thou shalt not beat thine spouse with a bolt cutter.

[pieces o'nine]

9295: Thou shalt only use it to remove extraneous nuts.

[black bart]

^ & ^^

9294: Thou shalt wear thine nut protector at all times...

[Ubi Dubius]

9293: Thou shalt not blame natural disasters on evil deeds done 70 years prior, nay even 70 times 7 years prior.

[StJason]

9292: And if thou does find thyself doing such, thou shalt ask of thyself "What the *$#& am I doing?" and promptly remove theinself from the genepool for the sake of the species.

[black bart]

9292: And if thou does find thyself doing such, thou shalt ask of thyself "What the *$#& am I doing?" and promptly remove theinself from the genepool for the sake of the species.

Are you any relation to the finger tapping Twisted Sister gene pool (just going by the similar animated avatars).

[TwistedSister]

9292: And if thou does find thyself doing such, thou shalt ask of thyself "What the *$#& am I doing?" and promptly remove theinself from the genepool for the sake of the species.

Are you any relation to the finger tapping Twisted Sister gene pool (just going by the similar animated avatars).

Toe tapping. Cats don't have fingers.

[Roy Hunter]

9291. Thou shalt not build four shiny nuclear reactors with a lovely sea view, right on the outskirts of the tectonic plate, very convenient for the local subductive fault.

9290. If thou buildest four shiny nuclear reactors next to the sea, thou shalt make sure that thy emergency diesel cooling pumps work when they are wet, and are in a waterproof building.

9289. When thou art using a backup pump truck to pump water into one of your shiny nuclear reactors after an earthquake, thou shalt not park the truck next to another reactor that is about to explode. The truck will probably get damaged, and then the other reactor will explode too.

[black bart]

^

At least it can't lead to The China Syndrome this time.

[StJason]

At least it can't lead to The China Syndrome this time.

It might lead to the newly-coined "Japan Syndrome" though...

...Cat? Do you people not know great cinema when you see it?!? Henson's greatist achievement!

[Ubi Dubius]

9288: If a police officer attempts to ticket you for going 40 in a 25 zone, attempting to elude him may result in 4 additional misdemeanors and a felony. And you'll still have to pay the speeding ticket.

[Roy Hunter]

9288: If a police officer attempts to ticket you for going 40 in a 25 zone, tell him you're European, talk about converting miles per hour into kilometres per hour, wave your passport about and tell him you're on your way to the airport to go visit your sick mother / go to church (delete as approrpriate). You won't have to pay the speeding ticket.

Votre poste est fixé, monsieur.

[Tigger_the_Wing]

Many years ago, a friend's teenage son was pulled over for speeding; the police took one look at my friend in the passenger seat and gave the car a fifteen-mile, high-speed escort to the hospital, complete with lights and sirens.

My friend had been stabbed by a psycho girlfriend and would have died if he'd had to wait for an ambulance; either from bleeding to death or because she would have finished the job. I think the son showed great presence of mind to get his dad away from the scene as fast as he could. If I recall correctly, the son didn't even have a full license at the time.