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Re: Catch!

Postby daftbeaker on Thu Mar 10, 2011 7:01 pm

Crabfat, lovely :idiot: I'll use it to grease glassware joints.

I throw the next poster a copy of that classic 1948 text Vacuum Manipulation of Volatile Compounds.
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Re: Catch!

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Mar 11, 2011 6:51 am

"Wot's this book on yer coffee table, Roy?" I ask.
"Oh that... it wasn't the sort of 'vacuum manipulation' I was thinking about."

Quietly leaves book to next poster to determine the origin of those suspicious stains...
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Re: Catch!

Postby Uther on Sat Mar 12, 2011 12:01 am

Wow!

Wowee wow wow......"Vacuum Manipulation of Volatile Compounds"

Brings back happy memories of days "In the Lab" making lovely over-proof hooch with gentle(40 degC) distillation under vacuum. Pictures of Quick Fit adaptors and tubes of silicone grease quite evocative...*Sigh*

*Assemble a "Quick Fit" distillation set up in 33 seconds (with my eyes shut)*
*Throw 250 ml of EtOH 60% v/v to next poster*
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Re: Catch!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sat Mar 12, 2011 9:56 pm

Excellent! Just what I needed to remove the greasy residue left on the hob by the oven cleaner!

*Passes out from the fumes but not before throwing the manky cleaning cloth at the next poster*
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Re: Catch!

Postby bacon on Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:09 pm

Ewwwwwwwwwwww! I'll just through this into the next batch of fish hed stoo, it will probably improve the flavor.

Tosses a bowl of stoo to the next poster.
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Re: Catch!

Postby Uther on Sun Mar 13, 2011 5:26 pm

* Hold a lighted match over the stoo...to burn off volatile toxins*

Luckily that leaves the bowl empty.

*Throw empty (hot) bowl to next poster*
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Re: Catch!

Postby gronank on Sun Mar 13, 2011 5:36 pm

*wonders what to do with an empty bowl*
*cools it down and plants a nice Orchidaceae flower in it*
*leaves it for the next poster to admire*
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Re: Catch!

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Mar 13, 2011 5:46 pm

There's orchids in Sveden? Must be a fake. Uses bowl to shape foil anti-mind control beanie and leaves roll of aluminium foil for next poster
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Re: Catch!

Postby Uther on Sun Mar 13, 2011 5:58 pm

Great! Just what I need.

*Joining in with popular hysteria, I fashion a complete foil "Nuclear Hazard proof suit"*

(Can't be too careful what with the Japs all melting down and all) :paranoid:

*Throw empty cardboard roll-form at next poster*
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Re: Catch!

Postby gronank on Sun Mar 13, 2011 6:06 pm

*Puts some mirrors in and creates an kaleidoscope*
* puts som diamonds in to give it some nice sparkle*
*gives it to the next poster*
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Re: Catch!

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Mar 19, 2011 7:54 pm

* thanks gronank very much for the award *

* thanks god for the raw talent, and everyone else who helped me reach this pinnacle of success *

* throws some of my people at the next poster's people *
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Re: Catch!

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Mar 19, 2011 10:35 pm

Our people touched base as requested. Both sides brought their 'A' game and took it to the next level. They hit the ground running, never looked like dropping the ball. Each side presented value-added propositions for a win-win outcome, but thinking outside the box at the end of the day in a paradigm shift, they decided that, in today's highly competitive market, best practice was to make us redundant...

See you and next poster in dole queue...
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Re: Catch!

Postby Ham Nox on Tue Apr 05, 2011 3:34 pm

Present.

With a Pipe Bomb.

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Re: Catch!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sat May 14, 2011 3:07 am

"Let's NOT" says I, throwing the pipe bomb at the next poster.
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Re: Catch!

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat May 14, 2011 4:51 pm

Dodged Tigger's 'pass the parcel pipe bomb' and let it fall into a deep ocean trench off Japan.

Shouldn't do any harm there...
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