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Re: Catch!

Postby Uther on Tue Feb 22, 2011 10:16 pm

Phone contains fafalla's album of compromising photos featuring FSM ppl
*Find several blackmail candidates*

*Throw ransom demands note to next poster*
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Re: Catch!

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Feb 23, 2011 4:32 am

Sorry Mate... that's not me in farfalla's hot-tub as I wasn't around here at the time. However I did notice 'someone' at the window in the photo you sent me...
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Leaves the peeping tomcat's punishment up to next poster...
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Re: Catch!

Postby Uther on Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:22 pm

Ahrrr......That be one o' me crew!

*Did not mean to include my private collection of farfalla pics* :blush:

*Click NEXT to view folder "Ravi Oli and BaaBaaRah"*
(I am sure you do not want (for instance) picture: "Wombat Joins in" made public)

*Throws Increased Ransom demands to next post.*
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Re: Catch!

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:50 am

Ahhh BaaBaarah and her singing twin Ba Ba Ba Ba Babara Ann.... Uther's 'kissing cousins'.
Rember now meeting Uther and the girls at The National Sheep Dog Trials... going for a drink after... and then nothing till waking up alone two days later. So that's what happened. This chant just popped into my head...
Bah... Ram... Ewe...
Bah... Ram... Ewe...
To your breed, your fleece, your stock be true.
Sheep be true.

...does it mean anything to anyone?

Pays Uther and passes what USED to be my favorite slippers to next poster...

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Re: Catch!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:03 am

Unfortunately for Uther, Wombat has joined most of the Aussie wildlife as a road casualty.

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Wearing the tasteful slippers, I throw increasingly accurate road signs at the next poster.
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Re: Catch!

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:19 am

Our Cane Toads [feral] which we all try and run over are bigger than wombats!
Reminds Tigger as an 'onorary Aussie-in-residence that we love our native wildlife here...
...passes complimentary sample packs of Emu and Kangaroo steaks to next poster...
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Re: Catch!

Postby black bart on Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:15 am

sizzle...they go luverly with thee shrimps...good onya...

throws a cane toad road kill frisbee at the next poster.
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Re: Catch!

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Feb 25, 2011 9:54 am

Catches Bart's roadkill... it's about as stuffed as these fine Bufo marinus specimen...
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More useful gifts for someone who has everything...

Remembers young bro used to smoke the skins... rolls and lights up, inhales deeply and passes to next poster...
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Re: Catch!

Postby farfalla on Fri Feb 25, 2011 11:28 am

thankee from a yankee, Ravi ----

enhale... choke, gagg :drunk:
remembering other interesting inhales

in memory grab a banana and throw the peel....
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Re: Catch!

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:12 pm

Catches [magic] peel and instantly transforms into a giant ape atop the Empire State Building. While enjoying all the pretty lights, swats and captures a small plane that's bugging me and throws to next poster...
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Re: Catch!

Postby bacon on Sun Feb 27, 2011 11:37 am

Wonders what that object is coming at me so quickly and realizes it is plane. Quickly puts up my small Wile E Coyote umbrella and braces for impact. Plane misses me (thank you Acme) and continues towards the next poster.
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Re: Catch!

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Feb 28, 2011 10:01 am

Somehow get blown into the cockpit of the plane where I strugle with the joystick to gain control. On landing I discover that my mad manouvres have won the Red Bull Air Race... the prize is a lifetime supply of their product which I carelessly leave unattended...
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Re: Catch!

Postby Uther on Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:06 pm

RED BULL
Now you're speaking my language (Addiction)

* I gather up all the Red Bull and withdraw from the game*

* Next poster to start things going again*
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Re: Catch!

Postby Julius Aurora on Thu Mar 10, 2011 3:43 am

*Catches . . . . *

Oh, nothing to catch. Throws a :shellfish: at the next poster.
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Re: Catch!

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:41 pm

Great. I've caught crabs. From an Australian. Again.

I pick up my guitar and play that ol' country standard:

"That jar of blue ointment,
The crabs' disappointment,
It sorts out your lousy crotch,
My hygiene is failin',
Cause some damn Australian,
Took advantage of me and my Scotch..."

I throw a jar of blue ointment at the next poster.
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