FSM Discussion

by **Uther** on Thu Mar 10, 2011 3:59 am

It's getting cooler at night.

What is your sister's email address?

by **Arkaeon** on Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:19 am

by **Uther** on Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:48 pm

Stand over this mirror.

Would you like some champagna?

by **Tigger_the_Wing** on Sat May 14, 2011 2:55 am

Outside, in the car port, just under where the trailers are parked.

Where did I leave my screwdriver?

by **DavidH** on Sat May 14, 2011 4:42 am

Now you mention it, yes I do find sitting down a bit uncomfortable.

How can you swallow all that at once?

by **Julius Aurora** on Sat May 14, 2011 7:25 pm

It didn't all come from the same place.

How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

by **Tigger_the_Wing** on Sat May 14, 2011 8:26 pm

Eggs, bacon and fried bread, please!

What does your hammer weigh?

by **Uther** on Sat May 14, 2011 11:44 pm

Depends on how cold the water is.

Would you like fries with that?

by **Roy Hunter** on Fri Jul 15, 2011 6:19 am

May cause drowsiness - do not operate machinery or drive if affected.

Where will this all end?

by **DavidH** on Fri Jul 15, 2011 6:27 am

The usual railway station is unavailable; we currently designate a siding on the Sino-Mongolian frontier.

Have you got the time, please?

by **black bart** on Fri Jul 15, 2011 6:50 am

A burrito or taco de harina, is a type of Mexican food.

Have you been hacked?

by **TwistedSister** on Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:57 am

A lady never hacks and tells.

Two fish, three snakes and a drum.

by **DavidH** on Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:02 am

Yes, I thought that pizza had some funny stuff on it.

What's the difference between an Irishman?

by **Tigger_the_Wing** on Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:55 pm

One of her legs is both the same.

Why is a mouse when it spins?

by **Roy Hunter** on Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:28 am

No, if you park it there it will get towed away by the council.

Why was I dreaming about traction engines last night? :confused:

The Wrong Answer Game