Great. I've caught crabs. From an Australian. Again.
I pick up my guitar and play that ol' country standard:
"That jar of blue ointment,
The crabs' disappointment,
It sorts out your lousy crotch,
My hygiene is failin',
Cause some damn Australian,
Took advantage of me and my Scotch..."
I throw a jar of blue ointment at the next poster.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.