My Pirate Holiday Postcard

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My Pirate Holiday Postcard

Postby black bart on Wed Feb 16, 2011 8:01 am

Arrgh, ere be a Postcard from me latest holiday in Spain:

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Weather luverlee, food full o garlic, ope yer all scurvy free.

Love Bart.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: My Pirate Holiday Postcard

Postby DavidH on Wed Feb 16, 2011 8:25 am

Aaarr, that be an inneresting type o' folk dancing they be a-doing of.
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Re: My Pirate Holiday Postcard

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:19 am

Arrrr bart... lookin' loik th' metal detector yer got fer Chrissie come in moighty handy arrrfter all!
Good ta see yer takin' that young 'ooligan ta task fer stompin' on yer sand carrrsel.
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Re: My Pirate Holiday Postcard

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:15 pm

Ye claymes yer postcarde be from Spain, but yer postage sais a differnt story, Bart:

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Re: My Pirate Holiday Postcard

Postby black bart on Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:29 am

^ :haha:

I nivver trust thee Spanish ta post anyfing ever since me oliday in Magorka...me poor mum an her toy boy (Montyzuma) niivver received me postcards askin fer some more o that worthless Aztec gold.
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Re: My Pirate Holiday Postcard

Postby DaveL on Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:33 am

YArrrr...

Nice shovel, where did ye purchase it matey?
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Re: My Pirate Holiday Postcard

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:01 am

Yarr Cap'n Dave...I think I got this postcard by mistake...it be addressed to you:

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Re: My Pirate Holiday Postcard

Postby DaveL on Mon Feb 21, 2011 4:47 pm

YArrrrr...

Oi think Oi left that babe on a rock somewhere. What was her number again?
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Re: My Pirate Holiday Postcard

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:32 pm

Yarrrgh!

Here be a poste carde fer all of ye sury lubbers wot wishes ye was sailin thee Ocean o' Sand:

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Re: My Pirate Holiday Postcard

Postby black bart on Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:08 am

Oi nivver thought I'd see a censored Bison.

ere's wot them strange Frogs from across the pond do wiv a bison:

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Re: My Pirate Holiday Postcard

Postby DaveL on Thu Feb 24, 2011 5:24 pm

Yarrrr...

How is the beast from the prarie? It be rarely seen in Portsmouth these days.
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Re: My Pirate Holiday Postcard

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:20 am

Fank ye fer thee info, Bart. Oi were never quite sure wot we were hackwyrin in return fer thee Pit Bison trayde wif thee French trappers. Now oi plans t'demand moor ov thee little blyghters!


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Yarrrgh, thee Pit Bison huntin' season be almoste hupon us again!

Me crewe be sharrrghpenin hup the arrrghpoons, plaitin' moor hemp rope (that last one seemes t'be taykin 'em a long toime, loike, an they be gigglin loike one of NefYoos lolly parrrghties awl thee whoile) an layin in a goodly supply ov fish head stoo an cone-yak fer thee season.

'Tis a wunderfulle sight, wen ye sees a pod ov Pit Bisons on thee horizon!
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Re: My Pirate Holiday Postcard

Postby black bart on Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:53 am

Arr Pit Bisons...rumour has it that they be coralled by a renegade hapachee hindian named Caponimo.
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Re: My Pirate Holiday Postcard

Postby DaveL on Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:11 pm

YArrrr...

The lads have battled her tribe on many occasions.
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Re: My Pirate Holiday Postcard

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Feb 26, 2011 2:26 am

Yarrrgh, they was left 2/6 dead, loike.
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