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DavidH - Tagliatelle Trainee Monk
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game
by Ubi Dubius on Sun Jan 23, 2011 3:02 pm
In the UK, but not in the US.
Do you know why I stopped you?
Do you know why I stopped you?
Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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Ubi Dubius - Set bail, me hearties!
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game
by Roy Hunter on Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:49 pm
Without Higgs Bosons, we have no way of explaining mass.
Where are my thermal socks?
Where are my thermal socks?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Roy Hunter - If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game
by daftbeaker on Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:53 pm
The notion of phase space shows that any object may be found anywhere within a lightcone from some previous known event.
How can I spend several days looking for some insulating foam and it was on my desk in plain sight the entire time?
How can I spend several days looking for some insulating foam and it was on my desk in plain sight the entire time?
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
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daftbeaker - Help! I've fallen and can't get curry.
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game
by TwistedSister on Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:16 pm
Yes, it does hurt when you put your head up your ass.
Will it be a long winter?
Will it be a long winter?
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game
by black bart on Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:51 am
From Russia with Love
How can I ever thank you?
How can I ever thank you?
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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black bart - Resident Weevil
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game
by Ham Nox on Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:33 pm
DIE, SPARKLY VAMPIRE, DIE!!!
Can I borrow the key to your house for a few hours? I swear I won't make any copies of it so I can sneak into your house when you're on vacation and throw giant parties.
Can I borrow the key to your house for a few hours? I swear I won't make any copies of it so I can sneak into your house when you're on vacation and throw giant parties.
Bayes Theorum:
............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)
If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?
Margot Fonteyn
~*L'Nox ti notve*~
............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)
If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?
Margot Fonteyn
~*L'Nox ti notve*~
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Ham Nox - Mystic of Meatball
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game
by Arkaeon on Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:51 pm
Mi isle en Florida es su isle en Florida. Usa el región tropical cuandoquieras que occure.
Why would you want to be surrounded by ocean when so many hurricanes come through?
Why would you want to be surrounded by ocean when so many hurricanes come through?
In case you didn't realize it, I DO have a sense of humor. How about you?
"I will not fear. Fear is the mind-killer... I will face my fear. I will let it pass over and through me, and when it has gone, only I will remain." --The Bene Gesserit
"Time is a spiral. Space is a curve. I know you get dizzy, but try not to lose your nerve." -- Neil Peart
"I'm not in the ship. I am the ship." -- River Tam
"The truth is simple. It's the lies that get complicated." -- me
"No matter where you go, there you are." --Buckaroo Banzai
"I will not fear. Fear is the mind-killer... I will face my fear. I will let it pass over and through me, and when it has gone, only I will remain." --The Bene Gesserit
"Time is a spiral. Space is a curve. I know you get dizzy, but try not to lose your nerve." -- Neil Peart
"I'm not in the ship. I am the ship." -- River Tam
"The truth is simple. It's the lies that get complicated." -- me
"No matter where you go, there you are." --Buckaroo Banzai
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Arkaeon - Gramigna Grand Admiral
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game
by TwistedSister on Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:28 pm
The dough rises faster.
Why did you put your trash out on Monday when trash pickup isn't until Friday?
Why did you put your trash out on Monday when trash pickup isn't until Friday?
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game
by Roy Hunter on Tue Feb 22, 2011 9:41 am
Physics was never my strong point.
What would you do if I sang out of tune?
What would you do if I sang out of tune?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Roy Hunter - If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game
by Eendje on Tue Feb 22, 2011 3:55 pm
No.
(Good one eh?:
)
Has anyone seen my jar of dirt?
(Good one eh?:
)Has anyone seen my jar of dirt?
You have arrived at the end of yet another one of my pearls of wisdom. If you still have any questions regarding the subject, please don't hesitate to ask your friendly neighbour or relative. Not me. Chances of me actually having an answer for you are very low indeed.
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game
by Uther on Tue Feb 22, 2011 5:23 pm
It's a family recipe.
Who was at the door?
Who was at the door?
"LIFE! ...loath it, or ignore it..__________You can't possibly LIKE it?"
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Uther - Sorcerer of Sauce
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game
by Arkaeon on Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:51 am
Handses? String or nothing!
Is there really a germ on the wart on the frog on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea?
Is there really a germ on the wart on the frog on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea?
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Arkaeon - Gramigna Grand Admiral
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game
by black bart on Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:55 am
Patrick Moore
Art thou a villain?
Art thou a villain?
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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black bart - Resident Weevil
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game
by DavidH on Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:02 am
O, I am fortune's fool!
the prince expressly hath Forbidden .....
the prince expressly hath Forbidden .....
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