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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Edd » Mon Feb 21, 2011 4:30 pm

Granted. Welcome to the Borg.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ubi Dubius » Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:24 pm

Granted, but now that we're all one, you have to share the ticket money.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:34 am

Granted. Gadaffi has to do something with all that money.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby gronank » Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:13 am

Granted, you now have a melting nuclear reactor in your back garden.

I wish I could sleep in tomorow.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Edd » Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:28 am

Granted. You now have absolutely nothing to motivate you into getting out of bed.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Arkaeon » Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:05 pm

Granted, and we've already filed patent claims for any invention you might ever think up. No royalties for you.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ham Nox » Tue Apr 05, 2011 3:32 pm

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I wish my dog could make up its mind about whether it wants to go outside or not.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby gronank » Tue Apr 05, 2011 5:54 pm

granted, it will go outside and never come back

I wish my shoes were fashionable
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:49 pm

Granted. A mugger shoots you and steals them because they are so fashionable. While you are lying bleeding in the street, some rats eat your hair and a priest touches you inappropriately.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:54 pm

Granted, you get fired because your boss thinks you've been messing with his wife and he also informed your wife about it, so now you are also getting a divorce.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ubi Dubius » Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:59 pm

Granted, but to be sure, they never take their fannies out of the box. They just drag it around the house using only their fore feet.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:03 am

Granted. The Escobar family always look after their enforcers well (seeing as their career is usually so short).

TwistedSister wrote:...you get fired because your boss thinks you've been messing with his wife
My boss is a woman. So is her boss. So is her boss. In fact, there are no Y chromosomes in my chain of command right up to director level. More than 90% of the people in my department are women. I've got to fight the power!

I wish I didn't have to fight the power.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:29 am

Granted. Flava Flav moves into your offie to fight the power for you. The rest of Public Enemy said they were sorry but they couldn't make it.

I wish children could arrange within themselves to all turn up at the same time so I don't have to give up my lunchtime and an hour after school to watch them do a test.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:39 am

Granted. They all turn up at your door, out of their brains on WKD and Red Bull, at three in the morning, and drip kebab sauce all over your carpets.
daftbeaker wrote:Flava Flav moves into your offie to fight the power for you.
He moves into my off-license? That's an unusual move, but it might work...

I wish I had an off-license.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Apr 06, 2011 6:30 am

Granted. Unfortunately Glasgow City Council subcontracts the forms to me and you end up owning an offal licence.

I wish my error spotting skills hadn't suddenly disappeared :idiot:
That seems to point up a significant difference between Europeans and Americans. A European says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with me?" An American says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with him? - Sir Terry Pratchett

The great thing about Beaker is his ability to provoke while still being decorous, or at least within acceptable rules of conduct - Qwertyuiopasd


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