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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Uther on Sun Dec 05, 2010 7:53 pm

Granted... but all those extra bits you soldered on did no good..... The Damned thing STILL doesn't work

Beside..... you have now cornered the Scottish market in regards Resin-cored solder... but your soldering iron is Kaput.

I wish Australia would hurry up and bowl out a few Poms... Especially Pietersen.......

(STOP PRESS..... Got 'im!!!) Pietersen OUT!!! (Only made 227)

WOW! Got another one!!!!!!! Bell!! This Wish Thread really works!!!! :paranoid:

Bugger..... decision challenged.... Bell is NOT out! :bummer:
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby black bart on Tue Dec 07, 2010 8:57 am

:lol:

England bowled out Australia for 304 to win the second Test in Adelaide in emphatic fashion by an innings and 71 runs and take a 1-0 lead in the Ashes.

I wish this wish thread worked... :evilgrin: :haha:
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Uther on Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:48 pm

GRANTED!!!
But as far as the cricket goes I am getting in first and....

I wish Australia WIN two of the the next 3 Tests, the last one also Oz win or a draw ( :lol: )
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ubi Dubius on Tue Dec 14, 2010 9:42 pm

Granted, although I have no idea what you mean, Uther. But whatever it is, it is now true.

I wish I had a formal offer and a start date. At least they haven't come to arrest me, I guess that means that the criminal background check is going well.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby bacon on Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:20 am

Granted, you have formal offer with a start date of yesterday. As you did not show up for your first day, you have been fired.

I wish that my landlord would keep the heat on in our apartment rather than in increments of 4 hours. It was freezing when I woke up this morning. Also, some hot water would have been nice when I'm showering, but I don't want to push my luck.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:43 pm

Your landlord controls your heat?
That sucks.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby nekk on Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:23 pm

Your landlord keeps the heat on! Unfortunately, that heat is 150 degrees Fahrenheit :o

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ubi Dubius on Wed Dec 15, 2010 5:37 pm

Granted, you've already got the scurvy. Can I have your teeth?

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby nekk on Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:32 am

Ye have it, but tha police found said decapitated head in the trunk o' yer auto-mobile!

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ubi Dubius on Sun Dec 19, 2010 8:17 pm

Granted. All you have to do is love somebody who speaks the language you want to learn. Then, that person dies and leaves you the ability to speak the language. I think this was on the Twilight Zone.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby bacon on Mon Dec 20, 2010 12:46 pm

Granted. But as they start at the beginning of the pay period all of your checks are for $0 less taxes of course.

I wish that I had a washer and dryer.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ubi Dubius on Fri Dec 24, 2010 11:38 am

Granted, but he's ugly.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ham Nox on Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:24 pm

Granted. A species of super-advanced aliens has the "compassion" and "goodwill" to "end humanity's pointless suffering". There's currently no one on Earth to fight with. So nice and peaceful now :)

I wish that these boys at school would stop flirting incessantly with me. DO NOT WANT >:|
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Arkaeon on Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:42 pm

Granted! No boys will flirt with you any more, because there are no more boys. You will have to resort to loving girls/women, as if you didn't already. As far as I can tell, almost everyone already does, so almost nothing is lost. (Weirdly enough, "Flowers on the Wall" by the Statler Brothers just came up on iTunes) I hope to see you at 3am in a diner somewhere.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ubi Dubius on Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:20 pm

Granted. Your expertise is no longer needed. Buh-bye!

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