Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

[TwistedSister]

*sends cold weather Farf's way*
*makes Bacon eat pickled herring with whipped cream on top*
*gets Scott neutered*

[pieces o'nine]

* dreamily begins chanting the PI song *

[black bart]

*pogoes merrily in tune to the song*

[pieces o'nine]

* sets up a humane‡ pitfall trap in Bart's path *




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‡ humane = trap bottom cushioned with fish head stoo

[bacon]

* starts catapulting cantaloupes at Pieces *

[TwistedSister]

*has Mr. TS clip his toe nails in front of Bacon*
*watches Bacon run away in horror*

this is why clipping one's toe nails should be done in private, and make sure you pick up all the fly away clippings off the floor after you are done.

[farfalla]

*collects clipping - for use in voodoo doll that will control his every movement

(twisty is in for an interesting night )

steels some cantaloups and makes laxative laced fruit salad which is served
at the Admiral Benbow

[black bart]

*eats salad...nnnnnnnngh ....NURSE!!!!!!!*

[bacon]

* quickly throws a roll of tp to bart *
* runs even farther away *

[TwistedSister]

*covers my eyes while Bacon trims her claws........errr, I mean, nails*

[Uther]

* Sneaks up and gives Twisty a kiss while her eyes are closed*
* Ducks to avoid swinging left paw*

[pieces o'nine]

* "bites tonque" menacingly *

* leaves forum to seek medical attention *

[Julius Aurora]

*Poses as a doctor*

*Administers a powerful anesthetic*

*Performs surgery, and other assorted things*

[pieces o'nine]

* enlists the ubis to represent me in malpractice suit *

[Ubi Dubius]

* Insists on a very large retainer *