Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

[Uther]

* Best accompaniment for beer is more beer?*

* Salty, rather than sweet biscuits?*

*I assume Scott punchy because he is one of those "Angry Drunks"*

* Drink half his glass of beer and top the rest up with lemonade to make a shandy*

[Scott the Pirate]

"Beersieses"

That's going back a bit...

[gannstboy]

*Reminds Scott that where I come from, with parental supervision there's no age limit for alcohol. No, really, it's true.*

same here in texas

*punches qwerty*

[Scott the Pirate]

*wonders why El is reminding ME where she lives when she clearly quoted Roy back there a few posts*

*goes back to f#cking work*

[gannstboy]

*reminds scott to punch qwerty*

*punches qwerty*

[Scott the Pirate]

I apologise. Let me make it up to you.

*smashes Qwerty in the face with a shovel*

*goes back to work*

[gannstboy]

thanks scott
it means a lot to me
*punches qwerty's bruised and beaten face*

[TwistedSister]

*hits Gannstboy on the head with one of the plastic cutting boards that were sitting on top of my Kodak order when it was delivered today*
[Yippie! Free stuff!!]
*offers GB a cookie for hitting him*

[gannstboy]

*takes cookie*
*tests it for laxatives and poisons*
well apparantly it isnt a cookie after all
i dont know how you passed off a chunk of frozen cyanide as a cookie, but good job, anyway
*feeds cookie to qwerty*

[Roy Hunter]

*resurrects thread to kick daftbeaker in the knee and call Qwerty a pooface*

[daftbeaker]

*Throws haggis at Roy*

[Ubi Dubius]

*Addresses the media on the subject of Venganzan violence*

"The issues at stake in the Forum will not be resolved through violence or suppression. Attacks on Scotsmen are unacceptable. Attacks on UU college students are unacceptable. Attacks on poo-face chemistry students are unacceptable."

[Edd]

*provides information to Wikileaks implicating Ubi Dubius used his newfound political clout to further his own agenda, resulting, ultimately, in Roy's resurrection of this thread*

[pieces o'nine]

* Reminds the People of this Great Forum that Edd is a Liberal, a Socialist, a Communist, a Fascist, and an Atheist, thus not a source to be trusted. Further reminds the People that Ubi Dubius is an Activist Judge and a Northern Lawyer. Reminds the People that Roy, although to be viewed with the perpetual suspicion appropriate when assessing foreign nationals, has never been a water-carrier for members of the Scientific and Intellectual Elite, such as "Daft" Beaker and "Qwerty", and urges all Members in Good Standing to join him in calling them poofaces. *

[Ubi Dubium]

Madam! Such a scurrilous and unfounded attack! You have impugned the honor of Ubi Dubius who is clearly not an Activist Judge and Northern Lawyer, but an Activist Judge and Southern Lawyer. I should think of a scathing yet witty retort, but I'm just too sick right now.

*Coughs a glob of phlegm in PON's general direction*