Ongoing Pun Competition

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:25 pm

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby black bart on Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:01 am

pieces o'nine wrote:A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.


You've got too much class for this thread PON. (actually that's quite clever isn't it?)
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Feb 05, 2011 12:23 am

Geico is expanding their popular ad campaign; they plan to add a stand-up chameleon.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Uther on Wed Mar 09, 2011 5:32 pm

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sat May 14, 2011 2:47 am

Fans of 'The Beatles' are having a hard day's night finding their records; all the music shops are in the CD part of Liverpool.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Nov 14, 2013 9:44 am

I was trying to decide whether to get a frontal lobotomy or not, but to be honest it's a no-brainer.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Nov 16, 2013 4:53 pm

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby ChowMein on Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:30 am

I tried my hand at forgery , but I couldn't fake it.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Nov 17, 2013 8:06 am

Two Saudi criminals playing poker. One threw in his hand, and the other laughed his head off.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Nov 17, 2013 4:35 pm

A great caricaturist can always draw a crowd.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby DavidH on Mon Nov 18, 2013 6:17 am

Roy wrote:Two Saudi criminals playing poker. One threw in his hand, and the other laughed his head off.


Like the whore in the leper colony. She gave up because business was dropping off.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Nov 18, 2013 7:30 am

My accountant was struggling to complete my tax return because he was constipated - eventually he just worked it out with a pencil.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Nov 18, 2013 9:44 pm

Two lobbyists walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby PKMKII on Fri Nov 29, 2013 4:28 pm

Why is a Mexican midget called a paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby PKMKII on Fri Dec 06, 2013 2:00 pm

Did you hear about the Spanish train killer?

He had locomotives.
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