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Re: BACON!!!

Postby Arkaeon on Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:25 am

Campfire bacon (best with long strips):

Buy (or make from a wire clothes hanger) a narrow 2-pronged campfire roasting fork. Stab one end of the bacon across the tines, then wrap the bacon around and around and stab off the other end to secure. Roast it at moderate speed over an open campfire, so the bacon gets crisp on the outside and sizzle-fries a bit softer in its on own juices in the inner coils.

Roasted, smoked, crispy, juicy, sizzly goodness. Just thinking about it makes me want to collect firewood.
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Re: BACON!!!

Postby black bart on Wed Feb 02, 2011 7:23 am

I know a Welsh recipe for baked potatoes with bacon...I find it difficult not to eat some of the bacon during the cooking process though. Simply bake the potato and cook the bacon. Scoop out the potato reserving the skins. Mix the potato with butter, bacon, cheese and chopped leek and then scoop the mix back into the skins. Put in the oven for about ten minutes at gas 5.
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Re: BACON!!!

Postby Arkaeon on Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:43 am

Yah, in USA the restaurants commonly sell that as "twiced baked" or "stuffed" potato, too.
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Re: BACON!!!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Feb 02, 2011 11:16 am

Arkaeon wrote:Just thinking about it makes me want to collect firewood.

Any time you get the urge to work on firewood, you give me a call and I'll fix you right up. Plenty of firewood here for you to cut, split, stack, and re-stack, any time you feel like it.

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Re: BACON!!!

Postby black bart on Wed Feb 02, 2011 11:38 am

Handy if you fancy a spot of whittling too.
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Re: BACON!!!

Postby Arkaeon on Wed Feb 02, 2011 11:40 am

I have to admit that those piles of firewood give me some nostalgia for my childhood. They had me sectioning and splitting firewood (with a full sized ax) by the time I was 10. Another sami-norse child-rearing practice that would be considered "endangerment" by today's standards, I think. Of course, they didn't have me using chain saws and arc-welders until I was 13, so its not like they were being "reckless" by their standards. First they taught me to drive cars, motorboats, motorcycles, and snowmobiles. I wasn't allowed to use any firearm that would actually knock me over from the recoil without adult supervision, either. Good thing I was a big kid, or I might have felt left behind :)

Oh, and I love bacon! On my training regime, I get bacon for breakfast every day!
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Re: BACON!!!

Postby bacon on Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:37 pm

Arkaeon wrote:Oh, and I love bacon!


Thank you. :whistle:
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Re: BACON!!!

Postby Wolfenstein on Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:00 am

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Re: BACON!!!

Postby Roland Deschain on Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:27 pm


I really want some bacon after watching those. I think I may try the one from episode 5. :haha:
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Re: BACON!!!

Postby ChowMein on Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:54 pm

Bacon!

Cat loves bacon , he hears it sizzling and then quickly smells it and then its nonstop wailing away until he gets some .
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Re: BACON!!!

Postby Wolfenstein on Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:32 am

Roland Deschain wrote:I really want some bacon after watching those. I think I may try the one from episode 5. :haha:


The first time I saw them I had to go out and buy bacon.
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Re: BACON!!!

Postby Roland Deschain on Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:18 pm

Wolfenstein wrote:
Roland Deschain wrote:I really want some bacon after watching those. I think I may try the one from episode 5. :haha:


The first time I saw them I had to go out and buy bacon.

This is always a good response! :haha:
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Re: BACON!!!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:11 pm

Wolfenstein wrote:
Roland Deschain wrote:I really want some bacon after watching those. I think I may try the one from episode 5. :haha:


The first time I saw them I had to go out and buy bacon.


You mean you don't always have bacon available? :confused:








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Re: BACON!!!

Postby Wolfenstein on Fri Apr 13, 2012 7:53 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug_iluxQ1IQ
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Re: BACON!!!

Postby Wolfenstein on Fri Apr 13, 2012 7:59 pm

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